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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You can't have all gone home yet
Anyway, here's a question - where do all the cute guys with low standards hang out? I just realised I'm once again invited to a dinner party where I'm the only single one - gah!

alt: favourite mammal?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:30, 185 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Macclesfield.
Alt: Dolphin, they're ace
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I think this is a lie, I've lived in Cheshire
dolphins are going to rise up and kill us one day soon
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
read the bit in bridget jones about the smug married dinner party
i love the bit where she is asked by a friend with a truly dreadful husband how she copes with being single and she thinks "because frankly if i had to get into bed with him just once, never mind every night for the rest of my life, i'd tear off my own head and eat it".

then skip home to your lovely peaceful pad and thank fuck you're not married to some hairy belching farting stinking snoring tool!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I have never read it
but she has a point - I've not met one of the husbands, but he sounds like a complete tool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)
i love the first book
it's very smart and very very funny and not really all that like the film.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Not seen the film, either
I'd feel like too much of a stereotype if I read it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)
i was 19 when i read it the first time round
i flick through it at least once a year, it still makes me laugh 137 years later.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)
You don't need to worry about that
from what I can gather about swipe's friends, her life is a mixture of Bridget Jones, Sex and the City and the Three Stooges.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)
there is more truth in this than you probably realise
but then that's because those things were written about cliches like my mates in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I am very perceptive.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)
You need to stop going to dinner parties
and start trawling bars.

Edit: Sub question - Is there anything more tedious than a dinner party filled with couples?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)
It's not really a posh dinner party
but it's one of those things where I will get moments of feeling a bit awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Tonight I shall be trawling the..um...art galleries
not sure if that works
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)
It may if you want to attract the kind of men
that wear cardigans and have iPhones and wear scarves indoors.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)
...and take themselves way too seriously

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)
beware the scarf-wearing cockhound

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
well, it's not tedious if you don't hang out with tedious couples.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)
I think the problem with any
party which is largely couples is that bit towards the end when they get all huggy with each other and you're kinda left trying to make conversation and not looking awkward
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
you're hanging out with the wrong couples, then.
Huggy at dinner parties? what's up with them? break out the 'buca and fire up a game of strip twister.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)
urgh
that would be worse
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
see? wrong friends .. ;)
if you had the right friends, it would be cool.

actually it can be mildly irritating being the only single but seriously, if your couply friends get all cuddly at dinner parties they need a kick in the cunt and to grow the fuck up, in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
mostly I had that
at a normal party round a friends' house. To be fair it was 3am, but still
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)
on OT.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)
damn, then perhaps I should start dressing up
before I post here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)
i am devilishly cute.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)
*giggles girlishly*
*flutters eyelids*

*falls over at having to do two things at once*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Jury is out
until independent verification
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)
The jury are swooning at my cheekbones.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)
Why do I doubt this?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Because jurys generally sit down
and are packed together tightly like chocolate fingers, therefore swooning is not really possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)
this jury had to stand.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:47, Reply)
I could go with you if I'm free that night.
At the moment I'm cultivating the Father Jack look, so I blend in well at the most sophisticated dinner parties.

My favourite mammal at the moment is the fossa en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fossa_(animal)
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)
who can turn down that kind of offer?
That thing's like a skinny bulldog.

not bulldog, that other one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Fossas are mental weasals, and the top mammal predator of Madagascar.
They have them at Marwell zoo near Winchester. Thet look evil in real life, Chompy evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)
they look like the
root of a weasel
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)
You are not stoatily wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
mess with them and you're in ferret

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)
You little minks you.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
I am the
pinemartenacle of decorum

that took a while and was not worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)
apparently
they are also "unique for the shape of their genitalia"

also like chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
The plot sickens.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Prison

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)
so weekend plans??
i'm out for dinner tonight, personal trainer then birthday party in covent garden tomorrow, then hair appointment and countryside pub lunch on sunday.

wot about you 'orrible lot?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)
My partner's sister and brother in law are coming up from Cornwall for the weekend.
It may be wrong to think this, but sis is rather hotter than my partner.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
assuming I make it back from Norway tonight
hockey, beer, watching rugby, probably getting fitted for a new suit. Rock and - indeed - roll.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
I've realised I might have made a terrible rickett.
Despite me doing things to relocate and all that, I somehow managed to spend a significant amount of money renewing my football season ticket, despite the fact I don't want to be here.

My plans for visiting friends with a baby this evening have been shelved on account of 'Mate, don't bother coming over, the little fucker is pissing out of it's ass and the house reeks of baby shit'

So it'll be the pub this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Haha quality parenting.
Save that message to show the child in a few years' time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
do you meet friends at the pub or venture out alone?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:00, Reply)
A little from column A and a little from column B
I'll probably arrange to meet people in the pub, but I'll go there when I'm ready and they'll turn up when they're ready.

You can usually find conversation with randoms if you're bored.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:42, Reply)
I was thinking of heading to the bar by myself later. Not sure if I will though.
It's unlikely that I'll see anyone I talk to. That's unnerving, because I always wonder if people are looking at me like I'm a loser.
It didn't use to bother me when I went to my old haunt but they're out of town and I won't drink and drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:50, Reply)
Just take a book with you and sit at the bar.
If you want a mini-adventure, go to the pub on your own, you'll meet interesting (and drunk) people.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:52, Reply)
ooooooh ta
never thought of the book idea
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:01, Reply)
I find when I'm reading in public I'll get some random coming up and chatting to me about the book or asking what I'm reading.
It's great for meeting new people, new people who know what books are for. I find they're the best kind of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:04, Reply)
haha right
last bloke I chatted with said "books r dumb"
le sigh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Clearly he isn't a keeper, time to move on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:11, Reply)
I'm in work
followed by babysitting. Then I'm in work again.

This weekend sucks ass.
(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)
*There there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)
fretting
About today's interview.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)
how did it go?
why are you fretting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I am fretting because I need the job.
And I found out after that one of the interviewers is an old boy. Hopefully that will help.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:26, Reply)
good luck!
when do you find out?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)
a week or two.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Right back at ya.
Where do all the cute girls with low standards hang out?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
At my work, actually.
Stupid being in a relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
But work clunge doesn't count does it?
Trapped in a building with people all day, you find yourself fancying people you'd not normally go for 'in the outside world'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
The trouble is, they open their mouth and out comes the Thames Estuary.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)
they shouldn't be drinking that shit

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)
It's a new Bacardi Breezer flavour.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)
no idea
I think they are all hiding somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Well if you find them, let me know.
I'll do likewise if I find the bloke version of dating utopia for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Revs on a monday from what I saw.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Revs?
revs? do you mean revolution? any woman chooses to drink there has probably got more communicable diseases than portan down.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I was playing games on sporcle but now the lacky is here I need to pretend to be working
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)
That isn't really answering either of the questions, is it TGB?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)
*shrugs*
I don't conform Jeff, what can I say
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)
You could say, 'I'm TGB, and I don't conform'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)
That doesn't sound like something I would say

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:19, Reply)
Or how about 'I'm TGB, and why don't you all just fuck off you cunts'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:20, Reply)
How about
'Fuck off you cunts, I'm TGB and I conform to no expectations.' Nice reworking I feel
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Getting warmer
ooh you reminded me new Bones will be available tonight yippeee
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)
How about
'Fuck off you cunts, I'm TGB and I love Chumlee'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)
haha WINNAH

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)
New Supernatural shows tonight
but won't be available til tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)
That;s fine I have to work tomorrow so it will be my reward

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)
I don't like being made to wait

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Patience is a virtue!
I need to find shows that air on Tuesdays and Wednesays to fill my week up
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Just buy boxsets of random things
then no waiting is necessary until you've watched it all
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)
What is this "buy" you speak of?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
The university no longer lets us download
vast quantities. If I don't buy, I don't get :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)
sad times
let me know if you need anything posting to you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)
*Reminds*
House of cards, To play the King and Final Cut.

It was going for less than a tenner on Amazon at one point.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
sporcle?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

www.sporcle.com/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)
I got 40 / 48 English Counties

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Boom!
I got them all bar one. Bloody Berkshire.
(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)
HA
Of all the ones to forget.

I didn't fare well with Northern lands
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)
stupid game
I got 22
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:14, Reply)
*waves*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)
you're too young
even by my standards
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)
I wouldn't know
or I wouldn't be single

Alt: Tiger
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Darths house
Alt - Human/bears
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)
human bears!
like normal bears, but with guns!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)
you are Simon Pegg
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)
woah
best. thing. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
No it isn't.
It looks fuck all like Simon Pegg.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
what?
have I missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
^ Simon Pegg reference above.
I've had a very dull day and am not firing on all cylinders.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Soon you'll get to see me though
WOOYAY
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)
WOOYAY INDEED!
I am taking a half day off next Friday to get drunk prepare beforehand.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)
awesome
As I'm not driving for a change I may drink on the way
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)
I am looking forward to it immenesly.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
*dances*
Gardens Ma sent the link to, look awesome as well
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)
And free as well.
Double bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
And not a FUCKING FREEZING BEACH
Triple Bonus
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Blousie still wants to go to the beach.
We were there on Sunday and lasted all of 15 minutes. It was absolutely baltic.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)
I'm afraid Blousie is by herself on this one

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)
It might have warmed up by then...
It is a week away, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Is this Geordieland?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Yeah...
I know, I'm being really fucking optimistic, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)
Have a good time
I bet you a fiver you'll end up getting dragged out into the cold
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)
It's nothing to do with Simon Pegg,
that reference is about the cartoon bear with guns he draws in spaced.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Despite the general consensus that Spaced is one of the most accomplished comedies of the last few years
I have never watched an episode all the way through before.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Because it is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)
I haven't watched enough of it to form an opinion.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)
It's alright.
He draws a comic called the bear and I think it had guns.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)
i find it proper funny

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)
I have crispy shredded beef and cider.
I think we all know who wins here.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)
*jealous*
sounds right nommy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)
*burps*
It was. I must learn how to make crispy shredded beef, it's utterly fucking awesome. They managed it in about four minutes flat in the takeaway so I wonder if it's easy?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)
get a cow
put it in a shredder.
Fry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:03, Reply)
FUCK YEAH
*goes to source industrial shredder*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)
I'm going to a 40th birthday party where the beer will be cheap and the buffet free.
The only flaw in this is that I actually have to go out.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)
Damn it, that's right insensitive that is.
Why didn't they hold it in your living room?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)
I don't know.
It stinks, Noel; some people are just inconsiderate.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)
Are you sure that's not just the missus' backside?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)
On this occasion, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:05, Reply)
Oh christ yeah, I think this is it exactly!
www.bluedragon.com/recipes/crispy-shredded-beef.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)
my recipe was better
less instructions. Can;t stand this faffy cooking
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:09, Reply)
I've never been invited to a proper adult dinner party.
It's always barbecues or family stuff and/or drinking.
We're not so civilised 'round these parts.

alt: human
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)
this is not as formal as I've made it sound
it's basically someone cooking a curry for a bunch of people for her birthday

really human? humans are dumb and do stupid shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:10, Reply)
Like not inviting K to dinner parties.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)
Yeah but CURRY! I only know one real person that's ever had a real curry.
and yes, really human, I only desire to have the sexings with humans
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)
you make a valid point
what? have you never had a curry? this is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)
If K hadn't had Chinese food, would you have said 'this is Wong'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:15, Reply)
I swear to god one day I'm going to hunt you down and pretty much just burn down your telephone exchange.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:16, Reply)
I have, I mean one person other than myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)
Is Indian food not popular in your location?
EDIT: If you fancy cooking yourself a curry, these you can't go far wrong than using the recipes listed here.

www.curryhouse.co.uk/rsc/maindish.htm

Really easy to make and prepare and really tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)
it's not really
there's only one restaurant around
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)
Well cook your own then!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)
I made one once but it was from a kit I bought at the store.
It was hot.
It was Korma.
I was told you lot feed Korma to your babies and that I needed to man up.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:24, Reply)
yeah, my dad fed me curry
was I was a little kid. No particular type, just minced beef with a shitload of curry powder in it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:27, Reply)
*clears throat*
Sir, I asked you a question up there *points*
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1097395
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:27, Reply)
Sorry, I missed it.
I've now answered.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Cold as a witch's tit!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011

(Apols if it has already been posted)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)
FOURTEEN FUCKING QUID?
I'd expect to be able to spooge all over her tits for that price, not eat the fucking contents!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)
yeah, you're behind, Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)
He is a bit of an arse, yes...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)
Stop it. Or I'll get the rump.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:15, Reply)
Just face it, you're the butt of other people's jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:15, Reply)
Cheek of it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:16, Reply)

It's gone down in the annals of history as an established fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1096007
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)
Thanks for that Crunchy.
I think we'll stop this here.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)
It will preserved in posteriority for all time, though.
Thanks to... THE INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:19, Reply)
i think that did the trick
perhaps I should save all the pun threads for each time we repeat a subject
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:22, Reply)

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