he is poncing in Paris atm
OMG ME TOO! I am so excited *dances*

haha language fail, one of the hungarairans said to me "you know pork lever?"
me: Pork lever???
H: yes, you know pork *makes oinking noises*
Me: yes, pork lever??
H: No no no lever, like inside? *points*
me: oh LIVER. yes I do know it *uncontrolable laughter*

I think I've offended him :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's happening next weekend?
Am I not invited to something?

Awwwww, this sucks, this must be how Gonz feels. I feel bad now.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

This isn't how Gonz feels.
He at least gets invited to some stuff.
( thealternativefact, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Oh that hurt BFF
that really hurt.


SUPERSADFACE
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

BFF?

( thealternativefact, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Aiiii
check out my profile, I'm adopting a cunning disguise
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

There is a reason for this

(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Fair enough, I'd change my name to Darth Foxtrot in exchange
for a second look at those.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I haven't been here for a long time.
Why on earth are you picking that name?
*yaaaaawns*
Edit: Oh I see. I am missing lots of dull people doing dull stuff :(
( thealternativefact, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Oh man
Now I feel like a dull person just because I drew up a list of all the b3tans I was going to impersonate and then have been going through and putting strikethroughs on the list as I do them.

And I've just catalogued my CDs. I have nearly 700.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

UR Chompy AICMFP
Someone I know has offered to digitise my record collection for me, and run it through de-crackling software. This is a mammoth undertaking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Rather them than me
they will have to listen to each one back to make sure the record didn't jump during the transfer. According to Itunes I have nearly 70 days worth of music in my computer.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)

The guy is a photographer
who spends many, many hours in his studio, so he can do this at the same time. Still, fuck that. My ex bought me a USB turntable: I managed to digitise three songs.

I must have 3500-4000 records inc. 45s
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:21, Reply)

That's a hell of a lot of vinyl
I would love yo come round to your house and, once you've passed out, swap about three dozen records into the wrong sleeves.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I do that myself drunkenly on a weekly basis.
My soundtrack LP to 'The Warriors' is lost somewhere in my house.

I've got the sleeve...

Plus you're forgetting, I don't pass out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Warriors! Come out to play!
Warriors! Come out to Play!
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:34, Reply)

the end tune 'In the City'
by Joe Walsh is a fucking blinder:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljSuROOUxg8
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:38, Reply)

They played this on Planet Rock the other day
and the guy was talking about it's use in that film.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I advise you to seek out
his work with The James Gang, esp the 'Rides Again' album, if you don't have them already.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_qHU_6Ofc0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)

No, BFF: you are not the dull person.
Wait until you start keeping a spreadsheet detailing stuff about them.
That's when you need to worry.
( thealternativefact, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I feel sad my name isn't al-able

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

GrammAl Badger.
That was fucking hard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I was going to go with The Gralmmer Badger

(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

grammar balger
?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Well there you go TGB:
a choice of two in about 4 seconds.

You fucking Deacon.

EDIT: THREE NOW *belms*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)

three

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Grammar BadgAl
FFS TGB that is now FOUR.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

yeah but I don't go by my full name anymore
*poshes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:49, Reply)

TGALB

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:02, Reply)

"AlTheGeordie who is pretending to be The Grammer Badger, Tee Hee, nobody will ever know !.... AA, please stop GAZing me, not relivent to my interests, you don't even own an average sized and perfroming penis; rubber or otherwise".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)

OH DJ ! Listen, mate, about that Gaz, I'm not sure if it's right for you to sale Roota off for sexual favours in exchange for money, and I don't even have £25, but I could get it together with a few mates.
I know you hate her guts and think it was a big mistake to ask her to marry you, but surely you can just call it off without trying to hurt her even more? Yeah', I know, it's funny the way she thinks you're besotted and all that, how she's making all these wedding plans, but please tell her it's off, it's just not fair on anyone else, esspecially me who has already rented out a tux.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

And there was me thinking you'd pulled...

( thealternativefact, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

i'm going to incorporate 'pork lever' into my daily vocabulary immediately.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

you utter pork lever.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

he's made me toast with pate and spicy sauce
it's yummy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Has he balanced it on his pork lever for you?

( thealternativefact, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

hahah no

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

He's speared three slices on his pork lever
Unfortunately that's his limit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

sword lever.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:17, Reply)

three slices TGB
( thealternativefact, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:17, Reply)

She does so love to get porked
while close to bathroom suites.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)

It's handy for afterwards when she wants to sluice out the cavern.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)

:(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:50, Reply)