you could join in too
having been the shocked but secretly impressed recipient of a rory-cock-gaz, i think some people would pay to see that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's umm a bit cold at the moment, and be seems to have gone back to being a white-boi again
sadtimes
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)

so what you're saying is
you just googled "gigantic black cock" and then posted it to me on the pretence that it was what you were packing?

oh rory, how COULD you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I don't know what came over me, lying on the internet
So why are you wasting your time here on a Saturday?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

skiving working on my masters essay
so far today i've done beauty salon, gym, tesco, car valet. have a 3 hour break to work then it's back to the other beauty salon for eyebrows, manicure and hairdo, before off to covent garden for a birthday party. clearly i am now wasting the 3 hours working by pissing around on here talking about your enormous black schlong.

what's your excuse?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Work innit
Avoiding moving as well, can't be arsed, I seem to have accumulated lots of shit over the course of my life. Turns out that place I'm off to next week has a spa thing attached to it. Needless to say I won't be partaking as I'm so manly.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

a spa?
you need a flatmate? i can cook and clean (or pay someone else to do it) and i have some seriously slutty friends who can drop by...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)

You'll be too busy hairdying your arsehole I would imagine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)

now i'm imagining it too
thanks monts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)

STOP THIS BULLYING

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)

DON'T BE SUCH A DRIP.
(just use your 'old faithful' hairdryer, that should stop the dripping)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)

*FLOUNCE ALERT* I'm off

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)

to do some work

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)

work anus hairdrying
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)

do you know these girls?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

they do it at my gym too.
It's fucking horrendous.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Stop this sickness

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

by replacing the innards with a luger and watching them shoot themselves up the arse!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

how much hair do these guys have up there?
i mean, i've been out with guys with horribly hairy holes, but this is ridiculous.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

They've probably got anal regions like an African savanna, Swipey.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)