Thanks to my sister
My Mum now knows I have my nipples pierced. That she semi-blabbed it over Dad's birthday/retirement meal in the local Indian restaurant makes it even better.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oops.
why do we need siblings?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Organ donors innit.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

At least she's doing me a favour
By getting married next year. Takes the flack of my Mum demanding grandchildren off me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

My g/f is the maid of honour at my mates wedding

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Distract her when the bride throws the bouquet.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I will
srsly.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Distract her, don't rugby tackle her
I learnt that one the hard way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

duly noted

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Aw bless!
Let's face it, they should be lucky that you're not a drug crazed shoplifter. A few extra holes in your body is nothing to worry about.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

As my sister said
"They should just assume it by looking at you"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

She does have a point.
Surely they are past the point of being surprised by your body mods?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Mum's face said otherwise
She was not impressed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Good God!
Remind her that peircing heal up and tatooes are for life. Does she think it's some sort of perverted sexual thing?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I think she thought that maybe
She's fine now, was just a flash of "we are not amused". She still loves me!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Good!
I'd have to have words with her otherwise.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Does your significant other have pierced nips too?
only I know a couple who got entangled painfuly that way
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I have no significant other and no peirced nips anymore.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:15, Reply)

*Coughs*
Err, Internet husband here?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Sorry!
I forgot about you.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:18, Reply)

*Sobs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I'm old and forget things.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:22, Reply)

If it helps the couple is no longer together

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)

So he's single now : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:21, Reply)

nah, its a symptom of being in a band
his music is full of win
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:22, Reply)

here I posted this on links for feb14th
www.b3ta.com/links/587409
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:23, Reply)

hahaha!
I like it.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Get in the fucking van
maybe I cant make you, but this knife here fucking can
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Will it make me a spamming cunt to post his site?
joeferris.yolasite.com/

your move online community
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)

*goes to images*
OOoooo! he's handsome.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I need to facebook him
"I accidently pimped you out to the internet. my bad"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Me?
I need a new pimp. My current one is shit.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Need a pimp?
have you tried moneysupermarket.com?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:38, Reply)

drug crazed shoplifter Barry
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

*shakes fist in anger*
I did laugh though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Sorry Baz.
But obvious answer was obvious.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)