Hello!

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:25, 137 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tee Hee

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:34, Reply)

*snigger*

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)

*Waves*
*Goes to make sandwich*
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Don't forget the gerkins.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Ick
*forgets gherkins*
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Alright BGB

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Alright petal.
What you up to?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Reading some old fiction
and stuffing my face. How about you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Watching an audience with Ken Dodd and trawing a dating site.
I think I'm definitely too picky. I've decided not to message a guy because his lips are too thin and he's called Gary.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Nothing wrong with that
I've never really seen the point of not being picky. Which dating site?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Zoosk.
It's shit btw.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Never used any
but will bear it in mind
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:06, Reply)

You need the Guardian one.
You're clever and live near London so should do well.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:07, Reply)

But then I'd end up
with the knit-your-own-yoghurt types. I'm actually fairly resigned at being single
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Haha! I forgot about your political leaning.
You're the nicest Conservative Catholic I've ever met : )
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Thanks
though I suspect it's not an unalloyed compliment!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)

I had to look that up : )
Ok! I may not have met many yet but I bet you're the nicest one I'll ever meet.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Cheers
I try not to be a complete bastard. Any interesting ones on your dating site?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Well........
I messaged one earlier who seems to have quite a good sense of humour and not too shabby looking. We'll see. I've cancelled my subscription but it doesn't run out for a week or two.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I've cancelled my match.com subscription
Still on okcupid though. Not really had any success on either.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:27, Reply)

We're doooooooomed LIC.
Doooooomed.

We should start a 'nobody wants us but that's OK' self help group.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Fuck Everyone Else, We're Awesome
FEEWA!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Pfft
ridiculous talk. Remember despair attracts rats.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I'm not desperate.
If I was, I'd be up the road right now shagging the local bloke who told me he wanted to do naughty things with me.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I'm glad to hear it
stick it out for the right one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)

like tie your shoelaces together?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Kind of but with more sex.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:46, Reply)

like a sexy wedgie!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Oh yeah!

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)

hello all
just popping in and then out as i have a birthday party in cov gdn tonight....... hope y'all are having fun!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Nope.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:06, Reply)

OH HAI

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)

HAI
Bin walking?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Tomorrow, and I might walk to Oxford next Saturday, 23.5 miles.
Spent the day in bed watching Battlestar Galactica. It's a bit fucking good. Good day?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:14, Reply)

I still maintain you are mental for even thinking about going on that walk Noel.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

My longest this past couple of years was almost 17 miles, I think it'd be a good challenge
although I'm looking at up to eight hours for it and I'm supposed to be doing some bloody treasure hunt and pub-hopping around Oxford afterward so maybe not.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Also I'm looking at doing a National Trail or something this year, the Ridgeway perhaps, did a section of that last week and it was absolutely brilliant
plus I'd still like to do my 100-miles-to-the-sea fundraiser at some point so I'd best get in training.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Not really.
Boring day and I was a bit down earlier but I made myself go to the gym and I feel better. Yay for endorphins.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Free upper chemicals kick arse.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Evening all
I was supposed to be going to a night of stand-up but having run half the way to the train station because I left the house late, I got there and no-one else was. I rang my brother and discovered that his gf (who had been all for it) was sleeping off last night's excesses, and he didn't think we'd firmly agreed to go, despite the following exchange of texts:

Me: want to go and see stand-up at the hippodrome on Sat? It's free, I can get tickets.
Him: Sure why not
Me: Doors open 18:15 but tickets do not guarantee entry so I think should catch the 17:28 train
Him: Sounds good, and if we don't get in we're positioned well for cheeky ales

I figured that was all settled but he was waiting for a further call to confirm. Gah!

So I came home and have watched some American tv.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Cunts!
Tell them I said so.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:20, Reply)

A bit harsh, the Americans are alright really.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I don't know.
I've only met one and that didn't go well : D
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)

:S
I've moved onto last week's Top Gear now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I've avoided that one in your honour.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)

*smiles*
Most people have asked me first if it's ok. I don't mind.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:27, Reply)

No worries mate, he's not my cup of tea either :)

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Meh
Jeff said he went to the same show in Bristol and left before the end because it wasn't very good, so I'm not overly bothered.

Plus a 15 minute jog and a 20 minute walk back have probably done me good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Ooh, Amber Tamblyn wardrobe malfunction:
ljplus.ru/img4/e/x/extel5/110225_037.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Who is Amber Tamblyn and isn't she a bit young for you.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:31, Reply)

She was in Joan of Arcadia and The Unusuals
and is currently in House. And technically I'm sure she's far too young for me, but in my carefully constructed reality that's no obstacle.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)

nice.
Who is she?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)

She's Amber Tamblyn.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I prefer more norkage.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Fiona isn't exactly norktastic.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

If a pornstar is photographed wearing a spacesuit
does it count as a wardrobe malfunction?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Hi blousie
I have had an abysmal day: been out the house since 12 and almost all of that working. I'm still in the fucking lab now and I have to come in again tomorrow for at least two hours. *weeps* I hope your day has been better than mine.
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Why working this weekend?

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Tis the nature of labwork
you have to do stuff when it needs doing. If that happens to be the weekend or past 5pm.. tough shit.
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Those pesky..........petri dishes of.........whatever they've got in them.
*shakes fist*
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)

yup, pretty much!

(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I've decided I'm not paid nearly enough to work after finishing time
Or at the weekend. So work shall just have to be done on my schedule. What a shame.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Hello
how are you?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I'm lovely all over and thank you for asking.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

glad to hear it

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

And how is your evening shaping up?

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

good, Im just installing some browser based Quake
also on facebook, IRC, B3ta and iPlayer
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I love geeks : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I burn the internet at both ends
and hold my nerd test score with pride
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

*checks profile*
Woo!

*bows down in respect*
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)

oh noes
no quake!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

*Waves*
Hello Blousie (and the rest of OT)

I've just got back in and I'm cooking dinner!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Hello hon! *waves*
What's on the menu?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I is grillin' some burgers.
I made some the other day and they were lovely. But these are from the butchers, I've not had them before, so I don't know what they'll be like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I've had homemade veggie chilli and pasta.
I also haz red wine.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I have some beer in the fridge
But I'd already done quite a bit of drinking today, so I'll only have a couple.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Been watching the footy?

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Yeah, so it was pub pre-match and then pub again post match to watch the rugby.
My team won! Yay!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Woo! You watch rugby as well?
Is there no end to your talents?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Yeah.
Although this was rugby on the telly, I go and watch Bristol play now and again though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

You are indeed a Renaissance man.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Thanks to my sister
My Mum now knows I have my nipples pierced. That she semi-blabbed it over Dad's birthday/retirement meal in the local Indian restaurant makes it even better.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

oops.
why do we need siblings?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Organ donors innit.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

At least she's doing me a favour
By getting married next year. Takes the flack of my Mum demanding grandchildren off me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

My g/f is the maid of honour at my mates wedding

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Distract her when the bride throws the bouquet.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I will
srsly.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Distract her, don't rugby tackle her
I learnt that one the hard way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

duly noted

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Aw bless!
Let's face it, they should be lucky that you're not a drug crazed shoplifter. A few extra holes in your body is nothing to worry about.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

As my sister said
"They should just assume it by looking at you"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

She does have a point.
Surely they are past the point of being surprised by your body mods?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Mum's face said otherwise
She was not impressed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Good God!
Remind her that peircing heal up and tatooes are for life. Does she think it's some sort of perverted sexual thing?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I think she thought that maybe
She's fine now, was just a flash of "we are not amused". She still loves me!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Good!
I'd have to have words with her otherwise.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Does your significant other have pierced nips too?
only I know a couple who got entangled painfuly that way
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I have no significant other and no peirced nips anymore.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:15, Reply)

*Coughs*
Err, Internet husband here?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Sorry!
I forgot about you.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:18, Reply)

*Sobs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I'm old and forget things.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:22, Reply)

If it helps the couple is no longer together

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)

So he's single now : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:21, Reply)

nah, its a symptom of being in a band
his music is full of win
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:22, Reply)

here I posted this on links for feb14th
www.b3ta.com/links/587409
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:23, Reply)

hahaha!
I like it.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Get in the fucking van
maybe I cant make you, but this knife here fucking can
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Will it make me a spamming cunt to post his site?
joeferris.yolasite.com/

your move online community
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)

*goes to images*
OOoooo! he's handsome.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I need to facebook him
"I accidently pimped you out to the internet. my bad"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Me?
I need a new pimp. My current one is shit.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Need a pimp?
have you tried moneysupermarket.com?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:38, Reply)

drug crazed shoplifter Barry
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

*shakes fist in anger*
I did laugh though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Sorry Baz.
But obvious answer was obvious.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

My mate/dealer won't answer his phone, my Playstation won't connect to the internet and I'm stuck here waiting to see if someone's sorted me tickets to some daft warehouse party tonight.
This is rubbish.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Your life sucks!
Now just for a minute, pretend your 45 years old.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)

*hangs self*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I no rite.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

So what are you doing this evening Blousie?
Got owt good on the tellybox?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I hope everything on the tele is rubbish.
Seeing as I bought an aerial the size of a house today for £39.99 and it picks up two channels.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Nowt on the TV so I'm watching Zoolander.
Waiting for the wine to knock me out.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I've got Hot Fuzz on at the moment.
No, I don't know why either.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:09, Reply)

It's an alright film
I've got LA Confidential still in the packaging to watch later
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:10, Reply)

that's a good film
don't watch it when you're really tired though, there's a lot of plot.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I'll bear that in mind
still got the other half of Scott Pilgrim as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:23, Reply)

this film exceeded my expectaions
it was good
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I got that for my nephew : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)

How old is he?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)

10

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)

he will love it

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Did he enjoy it?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I don't know yet.
He took it to his dads to watch this weekend.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:31, Reply)

good film
I really must watch that again
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:09, Reply)