Last week I took my kid to a party in a 'soft play' centre.
She was running around having the time of her life, then stopped, ran over to me and handed me a massive bogey, then ran off again and carried on larking about.

I thought this was funny.

As you were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Was it hers
or had she just found it on the floor?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I don't know. Maybe someone was handing them out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Maybe she had snorted some of your MDs and it made her nose run

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

She's too young to be snorting MD's
Monty's got her on a pipe.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Are you calling me a nonce?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Probably,
this thread is exceptionally dull.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

It really is.
I'm reduced to 'bogey anecdotes'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Which makes a nice change from "massive drugs" and "whining".

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Tapas update
Patatas bravas an enourmous success, my guess at how to make chorizo in booze after watching the rugby in the pub not so great.
Rissoto and salads and cheese and stuff all went down very well.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

No way - I wouldn't share my precious MDs with that little bastard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Well at least she didn't wipe it on her clothes and carry on.
That shows a bit of good breeding.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

My mum tried to tell me really quietly to stop picking my nose
but I had a really loud voice, so I announced to M&S food hall "I'm just getting the crows out!"

this was last Friday
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)