Is that a joke or did it really happen?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It really happened
the difference is, most peoples "rape fantasy" involves them being raped. In mine, I'm wearing a Chompy mask and lurking in an alleyway.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Oh god that's spectacular. I love you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Trigger Fingers

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Strike that, reverse it
Poor fella,
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

We thought it was a joke, and laughed
Then it got awkward as no-one spoke in agreement with him. He kept looking at us, expecting someone to at least give a cursory "yeah", but it was made worse when he said "Oh come on guys, everyone has one or two fantasies about being raped. It's natural!".
I think he went on to explain it more, but I went to the bar.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I read this as
Al craves man meat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I'll drag you down an alley when I see you next.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

That was to al. I'm on my phone and cba editing.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Way to break my heart, Lampers.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:17, Reply)

HAHA!
Lampers wants to rape me more than you!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Oh but of course.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

HAHA!
Applebite prefers me to you!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

When did she say that?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:22, Reply)

On here and in the pub

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Holy shit!
Promise?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:17, Reply)

You can be next in the rape queue.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I figure that, if I'm going to be bumraped
I might as well have it done by the best.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:20, Reply)