+ on 9, Hillsborough football stadium, Sheffield 4, The London Pallaium was the scene of Tommy's show once more
It was a full house and he had the crowd eating out of his hand once more
Everything, as usual, seemed completely unplanned
And in what seemed like a finale Tommy dropped to the floor
Causing the room to erupt into laughter and rapturous applause
the curtain closed, lights went up and there was no encore
Everybody left there seats and headed for the door
Unbeknownst to them they had witness Tommy Cooper's death
He had given his all until he had nothing left
Now please note that at th moment that this entertainer died
Even with a room full of people not one tear was cried
Much less, they rose to their feet as they lauged and clapped
Now tell me one fucking thing that's more beautiful than that...
Cos' im sure i cant think of one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahahhaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Dan le Sac?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

...and Scoobius Pip.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8zi7vcnjVc
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:35, Reply)

*stands up*
*applauds vigorously*
*sits down, awaits next salvo*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)