This sounds rather like my issues today
I am consoling myself with a lord's prayer wank in the server room coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's the helpless Deaconing on the phone that's so endearing
"Show me in the job email where it mentions that server?"
"Well it doesn't, but I'm sure you mentioned it on the phone..."
"Yes, when I told you we were testing on that one so on no account were you to do anything to it."
"Unnnngh."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

"Unnnngh."
is the word I have been using often today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

They don't have a train of thought
it's more like a tram. There's plenty of them but they're not connected in any way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Try some Ex-Lax, that should reduce you straining

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

*follows through*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)