Well, I've messaged loads of people on OKCupid and not had a single reply back, not one.
This is like when I buy a lottery ticket and think I'm going to be a millionare and have loads of money to spend frivilously, but then when I don't win, I'm a tiny bit gutted and very dishearteneded. Or when I play Roulette every 3 months and blow the entire £20 I put in thinking that I could become a billionare with that sort of investment.

I can only conclude one of two things out of this.

1) I'm not a terrible person, just an unloveable one.
2) The girl of my dreams doesn't use the internet, which is odd, 'cus I'm into internet stuff.

None of those makes sense because I'm totally awesome in so many ways.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

keep going
someone will answer. People have even answered me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)

What have you listed as your hobbies and interests on your dating profile?
We could invent some new ones for you, that might help.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Totally deleting this in 20 minutes.
[gone]
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)

you need a USP
btw, what do you put in your first messages? If it's about massaging feet with cocks, that ain't good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)

What will a portable memory stick do for Gonz's profile?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:29, Reply)

unique selling point, silly
or are you hilariously misunderstanding?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I think I'm just misunderstanding, accidentally on purpose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)

I tend to personailise it depending on their profile, normally something funny based on their interests.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

your profile or the link?
yours seems very well put together
mines a bit shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Maybe there is too much information in it though?
Maybe ladies read it and can't think what to say in reply, as there is so much information already there?

(I don't know, as the mind of the woman is a mystery).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:31, Reply)

nah, go for more things
they'd want to ask about. Most profiles sound about the same
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Women love humour.
And any woman who doesn't, isn't worth having.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)

this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Lovely pic and profile : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)

OHHH OHH OHHH I GOT A REPLY !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)

yay!!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Yaaaaaaaay!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)

better than what happened to me on okcupid, bloke asked for my number then deleted his profile
/forever alone

You ARE totally awesome in so many ways, we really need to find a way to get you into a victoria secret fashion show, I just know you'll leave with an angel
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)

i like OKCupid
i met one of my bestest friends on it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:31, Reply)

+ he deleted his profile shortly after asking an American for their number.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:31, Reply)