I just proper lol'd hard and spat pepsi on my laptop
that hawk line is the funniest thing i've seen in ages.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It was proper shit, B.
I had to stand by the road and flap my arms to say we were "SOARING FOR SUCCESS!!!1!!" when my regional manager drove into the parking lot of this shit place we were having a meeting at.
Skwak skwak, etc
bollocks to that
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

hAHAHAHAHA!

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

it gets better, it was some shit suit they rented and it didn't even have a proper hawk head
it was a damned hat that strapped under my chin
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I'm sorry, but
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Times a million.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I'm glad I could make you laugh!
There's really no other way of describing it other than saying it was proper fucking shit.
Not embarassing, but annoying and stupid.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

If it's any help
I have just repeatedly stabbed myself in the leg with a biro as punishment for laughing at your misfortune.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I can smell your lies all the way across the atlantic
but it's okay, if it were someone else I would laugh too
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Lies?
On this pixelated bastion of truth?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Jesus fucking Christ...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

You should have sued their arses
for mental cruelty.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I'm reminded, in a roundabout way, of the sign my ex mother in law's employers put up in her shop.
They'd just taken over Victoria Wine, and a lot of people weren't happy about the way the company was now being run. So the shops were issued with a peppy little reminder of the new work ethic, which ran something like:

"This train is heading north. Anyone on board who does not want to go north should get off at the next available station".

Bunch of fucking cunts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahaha x billions.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I didn't actually skwak, J.
Let's just leave it at that.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)

POIDH

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:16, Reply)