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Friday is national book day or something and I have been told to dress up as my favourite character from a book, ideas please.
alt q: stupid things you've done for your education.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:21,
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I hate that shit happily our school has ignored it.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:23,
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I'm not so lucky, I'm thinking I could quite easily pull of a fat Hitler.not that kind of pull off!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:23,
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I have none of the kit!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:26,
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What gets to me is when the children turn up dressed as a tv character.
Heaven help if you point out its not a book character.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:39,
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We are going to get lot's of spidermen and ben 10's I reckon.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:42,
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This.tinyurl.com/4hqnhl8
Alt: Nothing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:25,
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Ha he grew up near where I am now(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:34,
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Alt Q: For one of my English A Level exams I wrote as many quotes as I could on my lower left leg, so I could sit cross legged, roll my trouser leg up and include the relevant ones in my answer. It worked.
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BGB, you should move down our area, look at what I just found.
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/paulypops/adverts-in-my-local-shop-window/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:32,
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I'm very open minded Gonz.I wish we had that kind of thing here : (
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girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:34,
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It says 'mature' Blousie.You'll be turned away at the door.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:36,
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These look like your own handywork Gonz.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:34,
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Well if you will invite TGB to live in the area what do you expect.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:36,
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Saying that I've just remembered for all my other exams I just took in sheets worth of info/quotes etc, and looked through them on my desk whenever I needed to.I suppose all the adjudicators there never in a million years thought someone would be daft enough to do such a thing.
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Arthur Dent.PJs, dressing gown, towel. Job done.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:30,
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Just make sure your PJs are secure.I'm sure the study of little Bobby is not in the national curriculum.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:32,
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I DO NOT WANT TO BE ON THAT REGISTER.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:34,
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hahahahaha you horrible cunt. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:37,
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Fuck off, Bert.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:52,
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that really hurts...(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:07,
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That's what your sister said.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:08,
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Dress in black with a black hat on.Say you're an upside down exclamation mark.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:37,
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go as Mr. Tumnusyou'd be the coolest teacher ever
probably
alt: nothing, I once dressed up as a hawk for work, it was shit
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:40,
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I just proper lol'd hard and spat pepsi on my laptopthat hawk line is the funniest thing i've seen in ages.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:41,
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It was proper shit, B.I had to stand by the road and flap my arms to say we were "SOARING FOR SUCCESS!!!1!!" when my regional manager drove into the parking lot of this shit place we were having a meeting at.
Skwak skwak, etc
bollocks to that
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:45,
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it gets better, it was some shit suit they rented and it didn't even have a proper hawk head it was a damned hat that strapped under my chin
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:48,
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I'm sorry, butHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:50,
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Times a million.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:50,
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I'm glad I could make you laugh! There's really no other way of describing it other than saying it was proper fucking shit.
Not embarassing, but annoying and stupid.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:54,
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If it's any helpI have just repeatedly stabbed myself in the leg with a biro as punishment for laughing at your misfortune.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:55,
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I can smell your lies all the way across the atlanticbut it's okay, if it were someone else I would laugh too
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:56,
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Lies?On this pixelated bastion of truth?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:57,
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Jesus fucking Christ...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:46,
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You should have sued their arsesfor mental cruelty.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:47,
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I'm reminded, in a roundabout way, of the sign my ex mother in law's employers put up in her shop.They'd just taken over Victoria Wine, and a lot of people weren't happy about the way the company was now being run. So the shops were issued with a peppy little reminder of the new work ethic, which ran something like:
"This train is heading north. Anyone on board who does not want to go north should get off at the next available station".
Bunch of fucking cunts.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:50,
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I didn't actually skwak, J.Let's just leave it at that.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:03,
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yeah but it's a bit late now.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:58,
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I just watched Prince of Persiammmm Jake gylennhalalahyal
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:51,
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Fucking pervert.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:51,
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*rubs thighs**drools a little* He is shirtless a lot too WIN
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:52,
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So is your average Newcastle United supporter.This is not necessarily a good thing...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:53,
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I am not including myself in this stereotype, I hasten to add.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:54,
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pft you can't ruin him for me *cries*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:58,
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How about with Heath Ledger's cock up his arse?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:00,
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Fucking hell...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:01,
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Sorry.Have I 'outed' you on the Internet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:03,
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Nope.I've never been to a match. Too bloody expensive.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:04,
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It isn't a cheap hobby thats for sure.I renewed my season ticket for next season last week.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:06,
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I may, one day, when I have a bit of spare cashturn up at the gate on match day, since no game this season has been a complete sell out.
Or, I might just go and watch it in the pub if it's on the telly.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:08,
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I got mine last week as signing up by today meant it was £70 less than I paid this season.There were some good deals for City supporters renewing this year, the cheapest adult season ticket works out at just over a tenner a game.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:11,
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The Toon have apparently frozen prices for the next ten years for anyone taking out a season ticket now.Which is not a bad deal.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:13,
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That'll be expensive conference football!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:15,
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Bet bobby regrets that tattoo now(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:02,
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What with being an Arsenal supporter and all...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:02,
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I sure doI asked for FUNK
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:03,
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Well if you will visit Gonz's tattoos..(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:03,
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are you panting on the internet?you literal pervert.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:05,
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Best top tip ever:Dyslexics - when writing stuff, try to deliberately spell words incorrectly. That way, you might get them right.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:12,
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I don't know what idiot thought this was a good idea. Wearing one is nearly as bad as the tattoo itself.www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110223/get-the-beefy-look_2281670_2300732
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I ordered that from Lovefilm but Royal mail lost it : ((
girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:52,
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epic sadfacedid you reorder it?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:53,
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I guess once Royal mail confirm it's lost, I'll be sent it again.(
girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:53,
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Go as Lolita.And explain it in great detail with lots of actions.
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oh I did that once in high school, my teacher called me "My little Lolita" for the next two years(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:00,
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See you Friday, BGB!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:57,
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And a veritable dash of Hoopla to go on the side!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:58,
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*Does a little wee*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:59,
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And with good reason.It is going to be a weekend filled with awesome and the finest intellects the internet has to offer.
Oh, and I'll be there as well.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:09,
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I know. This makes me very jealous.I think I may spend my weekend running up and down three flights of stairs.
Possibly falling down them as well.
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Harry Potter is an easy one to dosome of the kids might even know who you are.
I'm not sure I've done anything stupid for my education to be honest, it was probably all worth it. Probably.
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I did Hagrid last year but since cutting off all my hair can't be arsed.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:09,
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Wig?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:10,
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no way, too hot.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:12,
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Why not lend Bob your Darth whats-his-face outfit?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:12,
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1) it's not from a book2) even though I believe Bobby has been losing weight I doubt he could fit in to a costume made for a 14 year old, 5'3 girl.
3) I have no fucking idea where it is
4) It would terrify the children
5) I could lend him my zombie cheerleader outfit but see also point 2.
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I'm sure Bob could adapt it.But if you can't find it, then he'll have to make his own!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:17,
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stop trying to dress me in kinky outfits you bumder.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:18,
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To be honestit's just a black tunic and pants, really. The proper fancy dress bit is the makeup (and a homemade lightsaber, obviously)
I really don't think he could squeeze in to it though, and I really, really wouldn't want to see him try. Particularly the cheerleading one.
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*Inserts obvious joke about Bob wanting to get into your pants*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:23,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOQIMOcEVc4
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:24,
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I saw it and liked it.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:25,
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Fair enough.Could you make it bigger for me though?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:26,
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no, it's lovely just the way it is.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:26,
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Oh. My. Goodness.it was the closest I've come to having sex in the last six months. I have also got my bake on this evening (needed to calm down/cheer up) and I think I may have a new masterpiece.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.this evenings wonderment comes in the form of posh millionaire's square.
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Proper homemade caramelwith sea salt and roasted hazelnuts, and dark chocolate from Peru or summat on the top.
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That sounds fantastic.How much did you make?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:57,
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The tin is about 10-12" square I think.Plenty, as long as I don't scoff any more before I take it in to work...
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Do work get cakes from you most weeks?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:04,
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You need to stop taking cake it.I reckon that's why you've not been lucky with your PhD applications so far, the people you work with are probably calling up the decision makers to say, 'Don't offer her a place, she never makes cakes.'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:07,
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HahahaI read one of my references actually, and it was almost embarrassingly complimentary.
Cake is a berk perk.
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berk perk should be your online catchphrase!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:10,
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Hehprobably would sound all kinds of wrong out of context, if I'm honest.
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*coughs*I said I'm here berk. Look ^.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:45,
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an appointment with one of the services so I can get some stuff organised.I know, suitably vague statement, sorry. basically I'm trying to get my therapy up and running again cos 4 months without it isn't going so well. And then if the money my mummy transferred last night has gone into my bank account, I'm going to buy my books and lab coat.
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I think so. I have my room organised and it's fairly cosy - I dunno if you saw the photo on FB!it was taken from OUTSIDE my room. like, against the opposite wall in the corridor.
And I've made a couple of friends, so I guess that's a plus. :)
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A lab coat?*Shouts!*
Barry! Have you got one of those?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:48,
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why would Barry have one?oh. Cos of his collection. I doubt it. Besides, I need it by tuesday. I don't have the money for a courier flight.
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I have no ideaI just wanted to post again to look at my pretty candle one more time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:48,
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ooooo that reminds me, I think my own candle day is coming up.Happy candle day. :)
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oh bloody hell it's in 3 days and that'll mean I've spent 4 years here.(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
so much wasted time...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:56,
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Spacker.How is the gym treating you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:52,
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okbeen 4 times, now, gonna go again tomorrow
BEEEAAAFFFCAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKE
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:55,
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no, just my rapier wit(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:00,
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I'm going to wait 2 minutes for the obvious punotherwise you've failed, dogfucker
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:02,
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How about the BFG?Big Fucking Gaybo?
Yeah, it's late, and I have no idea.
Alt: For my work experience, I went back to my Primary School. It was mainly ace, but I had to deal with one woman who was my teacher when I was there, and she was an utter bitch. I ended up telling her this, which was not a good idea. In my defence, I was very stressed at the time!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:03,
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Dress up as the lead character from "The Seven Days of Peter Crumb"It just requires a fairly smart suit and a wild hairdo, then just before you enter the classroom shit yourself and kill an asian kid with a hammer.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:19,
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