mr b3th came home the other day with this awful pork pie / egg monstrosity
it was about a foot long, catering size, and had eggs all the way through it. He didn't understand the wrongness of his actions, so I had to kill him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Surely you could have allowed the food to do that?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

+ and eat the pork pie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

That's a Gala Pie and there's fuck all wrong with them, you oaf*


*oeuf - THATS THE JOKE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Bingo
*bingo ... gala ... another shit joke*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

That joke is poorer than the people of Zimbabwe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)

SO'S YOUR FACE!

Now look what you've done - you made me use CAPS! Fetch me my belt, boy. This'll hurt you more than it hurts me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

*chucks pile of tyres over B3th's head and sets them alight*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)

+ Joins the Winnie Mandela football team

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I hate jokes of that oeuvre
OEUVRE, OEUF, OAF, THAT'S THE JOKE.

Fucking comedy gold right here.
( Kroney, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Eggsactly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)

OOF that hurt

( Kroney, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

This subthread is funny because they're phononyms, sorta.
Psychochomp isn't around, you see.
( Kroney, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

PhonoNOMs
hahahaha
( Kroney, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I am but I didn't want to be involved in this subthread.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I'm barely following it myself
I'm not cut out for such highbrow word wrangling.
( Kroney, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Sorry Gyles Brandreth,
I expect you're too busy lolling it up round Richard Stilgoe's gaff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
Stillgoe's On!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Did you know that an anagram of Richard Stilgoe...
..is Clitoris Dogshit?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

And Clitoris Dogshit is the name of that woman with too much plastic surgery

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Debbie Ash? Pete Burns?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Homophonophobe.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)