also
arts.nationalpost.com/2011/02/28/the-best-quotes-from-charlie-sheens-today-show-abc-appearances/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.


he is my new hero
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

My favourite quote from him was from an interview
Only watched a few hours ago, but can't remember it exactly. Went something like:

So what do you mean, you [blah blah blah]

Nah, I don't talk about that sort of thing on TV.

But you mentioned it a few days ago!

Ah, yeah, I was on crack.


EDIT: Here. Contains the phrase "infamous bender"
tv.gawker.com/#!5772948/the-best-moments-from-charlie-sheens-piers-morgan-tonight-interview
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

You know who would make a fucking awesome couple?
Charlie Sheen and Kerry Katona.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)

don't be fucking ridiculous
she's an abomination.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

So's he
he's like a low-budget Mel Gibson.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Mel Gibson isn't hilarious though
he's just mental.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

And a women beating antisemitic religious nut.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

yeah
whereas Charlie Sheen is a total bitchin' rock star from Mars
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

And not Australian.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

yey so am I!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

They both are mental, and only funny inasmuch as we can laugh at their psychotic outbursts

Charlie Sheen needs to have his nutsack ripped off so he can snort his own jizz. Then he'll definitely be on a drug called Charlie Sheen.

Maybe he meant to say "I'm on a drug called Charlie" and just added the word 'Sheen' by force of habit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)