That thread is gay
Anyway 7/10
www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz
post your scores.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:21, 95 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

6/10 - nuts, both of them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Yep, at least sheen doesn't have an army.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I genuinely thought they were all Muammar's work.
Fucking rubbish, I am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

do doo do do do.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)

also
arts.nationalpost.com/2011/02/28/the-best-quotes-from-charlie-sheens-today-show-abc-appearances/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.


he is my new hero
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

My favourite quote from him was from an interview
Only watched a few hours ago, but can't remember it exactly. Went something like:

So what do you mean, you [blah blah blah]

Nah, I don't talk about that sort of thing on TV.

But you mentioned it a few days ago!

Ah, yeah, I was on crack.


EDIT: Here. Contains the phrase "infamous bender"
tv.gawker.com/#!5772948/the-best-moments-from-charlie-sheens-piers-morgan-tonight-interview
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

You know who would make a fucking awesome couple?
Charlie Sheen and Kerry Katona.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)

don't be fucking ridiculous
she's an abomination.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

So's he
he's like a low-budget Mel Gibson.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Mel Gibson isn't hilarious though
he's just mental.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

And a women beating antisemitic religious nut.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

yeah
whereas Charlie Sheen is a total bitchin' rock star from Mars
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

And not Australian.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

yey so am I!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

They both are mental, and only funny inasmuch as we can laugh at their psychotic outbursts

Charlie Sheen needs to have his nutsack ripped off so he can snort his own jizz. Then he'll definitely be on a drug called Charlie Sheen.

Maybe he meant to say "I'm on a drug called Charlie" and just added the word 'Sheen' by force of habit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

5/10
shoddy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I also got 7/10.
Would be better if they told you the answers though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Then people would CHEAT

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

What, like, with the SHOW THE ANSWERS BUTTON THAT IS THERE?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)

There is?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Yes, when you see your score.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Bingo.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)

4/10

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

10/10
boom
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Are you secretly Charlie Sheen?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

People are mystified by this odyssey that refuses to quit calling itself Charlie Sheen

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

a shocking 5 out of 10

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

4/10
They are both absolute mentalists.

Would someone please tell me why I love Two and ahlf men so damn much? I would very much love to hate it so I can stop caring about how fucking insane Charlie Sheen is.

In other news, did anyone see Martin Sheen and Emilio Estevez on the One Show last week? I was dying for someone to ask about Charlie, but alas they were too polite.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)

All the Sheen/Estevezs are brilliant
and mental

I love the bit in Hot Shots: Part Deux when Martin and Charlie pass each in the patrol boats and shout "I loved you in Wall Street" at each other.

Genius.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Both Hot Shots films are superb!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

It's a cracking show.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

this is incorrect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I disagree.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Let's have a heated debate!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

*turns off air con*
I like 2 and a Half Men. It's extremely silly, and all the jokes are obvious, but it cracks me up.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

2 and a half
Rate that rasclat.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)

What?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Sorry - I though you were Darth.
My mistake.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

and a Half Mengirls, 1 cup
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I rate it as excellent within it's genre

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

That's because you are an idiot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

To each, their own.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I will not stand for idiocy it means programs like 2 1/2 men, the IT crowd, 2 pints of lager etc get made
It's your fault
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Hang on there, I think the IT Crowd is shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)

But not Two pints of lager and packet of crisps?
Sigh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

7/10
and i guessed blindly.

i am not sure whether to be smug or sulking that i did not get PERFECT MARKS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I have updated my sig in honour of his madness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)

perhaps he will update his madness in honour of your typo

EDIT: well, now I just look silly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

i hope so, I heard he was called the goat on here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Ha! Vindicated!
There's STILL a typo!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Damn your eyes!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

ha ha this is genius from the live coverage.
1636: The BBC's Paul Danahar has just returned from what he described as "a quite obviously staged pro-Gaddafi demonstration" in the Tajoura suburb of Tripoli.

1637: "We drove around in a convoy of mini buses, took the odd wrong turn then pulled into a car park where a group of young men were standing around. Upon our arrival they all leapt up and started chanting and beeping their horns," says our correspondent.

1638: That's not to say there are no genuine Gaddafi supporters in the capital, he adds. "This was just a very unsophisticated way to try to make their point. I suspect it didn't last a minute longer after we were gone."
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

5/10
I'm disappointed with my poor score - I assumed the more window-licking mad ones were Gaddafi when they are in fact soundbites of pure mental from Sheen.
Clearly the only way to resolve this feeling of disappointment is to get my hands on whatever he's on.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Noooooooooooo
If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I'd take that chance
it sounds like some pretty spectacular stuff.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

you can't, you don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I actually only got a 3/10

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

:(
you've been on /qotw too long.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Chompy, out of interest do you think you could go a whole week without posting a news link?
I think not.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Can you go a day without being fat?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

No more than you can go a day without being a virgin.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

zing of the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Excellent!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Excellent work
Barry completed this piece of work without any assistance. Well done!

1 house point awarded. Mr Cussen.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyOrVz3WJQg
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

7/10
but I will admit to having read the article about Sheen earlier today. The man is a comedy genius, and he's quite good on t'telly an' all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)

if you are still scoring the bumder jibes...
I wager that your favourite eau de toilette is 212. You saw the label and thought that '212 men' was a promise. Alternatively, anything which is 'pour homme'.

Do I win a prize?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

There are no prizes in the marking of bumder jokes
However this gets 7/10. The champion to date is NakedApe, with 8. That's the bar.

In case you want to know, points here have been awarded for cleverness, originality of subject matter and the fact that I actually do own 212, it smells nice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Woohoo!
EDIT: Wait are you planning on bumming the winner?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Depends on who the winner is
;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

you own 212
Because of the reason given above. I therefore claim an extra point for accuracy. Nail on head and all that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Denied
Because whatever you may claim, I gave you my reason for owning 212, and I prefer l'eau d'issey anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I like L'eau d'issey, does this make me gay?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Being keen to win my competition certainly does

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I have that but only wear it in summer.
I usually wear Man 2 by Comme des Garcons.

No jokes please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I'm tempted to Google that to see if you made it up
Frankly you couldn't have picked a gayer-named aftershave
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

That wasn't anything to do with gay jokes

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Very poor
Even by your standards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I've started a rap song, but can't finish it, it goes
"I've got as many seeds as a strawberry"

Can someone finish it for me? I got the rap olympics coming up this weekend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

My mate is a right bore called terry...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)

....so many fresh rhymes I could fill a library.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Bitches think I'm hot like that fuckin' Peri Peri

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

All up in yo' missus like my name was John Terry

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

This is brilliant

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Why thank you.
Popular culture AND sport in one line!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I was particularly impressed by that
However a willingness to put yourself on the same level as your target audience suggests that hip-hop may not be the genre for you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I have some small knowledge of the genre...
I used to get away with being a middle-class white chap no problem.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Blowin' up the spot like it's Lon-don-derry

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Drank a quart of dessert wine, and not even merry

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

My rap game is stronger than some fortified sherry*
*technically incorrect of course, but those rap nig-nogs know bugger all about the sherry bizzle, so I think you'll get away with it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)