7/10
but I will admit to having read the article about Sheen earlier today. The man is a comedy genius, and he's quite good on t'telly an' all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

if you are still scoring the bumder jibes...
I wager that your favourite eau de toilette is 212. You saw the label and thought that '212 men' was a promise. Alternatively, anything which is 'pour homme'.

Do I win a prize?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

There are no prizes in the marking of bumder jokes
However this gets 7/10. The champion to date is NakedApe, with 8. That's the bar.

In case you want to know, points here have been awarded for cleverness, originality of subject matter and the fact that I actually do own 212, it smells nice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Woohoo!
EDIT: Wait are you planning on bumming the winner?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Depends on who the winner is
;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

you own 212
Because of the reason given above. I therefore claim an extra point for accuracy. Nail on head and all that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Denied
Because whatever you may claim, I gave you my reason for owning 212, and I prefer l'eau d'issey anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I like L'eau d'issey, does this make me gay?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Being keen to win my competition certainly does

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I have that but only wear it in summer.
I usually wear Man 2 by Comme des Garcons.

No jokes please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I'm tempted to Google that to see if you made it up
Frankly you couldn't have picked a gayer-named aftershave
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

That wasn't anything to do with gay jokes

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Very poor
Even by your standards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)