Tugnut's Tailgaiter Tip for 2011.
Keep low denomination loose change in your ashtray. When some twunt decides to tailgate you and won't back off, lower your window and drop a handful of coins out (use as much discretion as you care to - if you want a fight be really obvious, if not just drop them over the side.). Coins land on the road, bounce up and make loud noises under the bastards car and often do make wonderful scratches all down the side panels.
If you do this carefully they will not know what caused it and will pull over to ispect the damage, thus leaving you to continue your journey safely and with a mega-croissant level of smugness after a righteous victory over twatdom.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Quality tip!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)