You know, this is probably why b3ta is now blocked on my phone
those hooning great cunts at O2 have decided that the default state will now be no 18+ sites on the phone unless you prove you're an adult. Which means either giving them a credit card number (debit won't work) or making a special trip into town to show them my photo ID.

FUCK OFF O2 YOU'RE NOT MY MUM.

I wasn't that bothered, bit miffed about not getting onto sickipedia yesterday, but today I discover b3ta is blocked. Anyone know any aliases I can try?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:40, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You can't blame titcheese for the fact that you can't be trusted around 'sexy websites'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Because b3ta is a constant steamy orgy of hardbodied cold-eyed sexbombs

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

lampito does

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I used to know one but I can't remember it
it's totally on the tip of my brain but just won't solidify. Argh.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Bit like titcheese, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

ffs
that is making me heave.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

you should have a nice warm glass of titmilk to settle your stomach

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

fucking hell
warm milk is vile enough.

but warm titmilk?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

If you take tit-milk from witches it'll come out chilled.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

*nods sagely*
This is right. And Eskimos.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

try jelly.b3ta.com
it's got round the filters here and I can't imagine O2's ones are stricter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Nope, they are wise to that one.
I have the afternoon off, I'll go into the store and get one of their monkeys to confirm that I'm not a spotty teenager.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

maybe this is a sign you shouldn't go on b3ta anymore
*hopes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

NEVER!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

That's the one I'm using now.
3 block ridiculous things, though. Might call and see if they would let me unblock sites like LiC described.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Odd, I've never had any problems with restrictions on my O2 phone
They don't have my credit card details, just my debit account.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Orange does that to me. but I've found it works if someone sends me a link to a thread I can get into it that way
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)