I frequently get told off for not paying attention to my wife
so I apologise and ask her to repeat whatever it was she was saying and then instantly find myself thinking about something totally unrelated, often song lyrics, until she stops talking and then I have to pretend I was listening that time or she gets really angry and punches me, so I end up making some generic comment that will likely fit what she was saying.

So I'm fairly stereotypically male.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I tried that with a slightly non-generic comment a couple of weeks back
boy did that backfire. I couldn't admit I wasn't listening either, so had to try and convince her that I misunderstood instead.

Was not fun.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Yeah, that's always really awkward

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I'd say it probably led to the biggest falling-out we have ever had
which isn't saying much as generally we don't argue, but I'm shuddering to remember it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Hmm?
Oh yes, no, I agree with you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

"you're right"
is never the wrong response.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Unless the question is:
'Do you think my breasts are of uneven size? is one bigger than the other, and if so, which one?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

No Monty, because then the response ought to be "your right"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

So you're saying your wife has uneven tits?
I'm totally telling on you.

HEY EVERYONE! AL'S JUST SAID HIS MISSUS'S RIGHT TIT'S BIGGER THAN THE LEFT ONE!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

that's because when I fuck her I punch her in the left one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

POTD, quite possibly OTW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)