I THINK I'm slurring, and sometimes I might get a little stumbly.
In reality I am informed that no-one can tell, ever. In which case the biggest clue is that I've started ordering Red Bull instead of more booze.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I must be the same then
BGB and Tourettes claim to have never seen me drunk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I've seen you both wasted
But then I always end up seeing the horrific things.... EL DIABLO!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I distinctly remember when you had the cider in the Tap and Spile and doubting your protestations of being completely pissed.
You looked like you'd been drinking horlicks all night.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I fell off my stool
And no one noticed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Hahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)