i used to do this as a student
more with a hangover than anything else though. one of us would make the trip to the shop for 2 loaves of thick sliced white and a pack of butter, and then we'd all shuffle round the toaster and hoon it off straight from the heat. i even used to pour salt on mine, shudder.

i think preferring granary bread is a sign of incumbent old age...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I had lesbian toast recently.
Soya and flaxseed or something. Surprisingly nice.

Nothing beats fluffy plastic white though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Is lesbian toast some sort of postion for old lezzers with flaps like ganary toast?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

It's when they're not really in the mood
So have to spread I Can't Believe It's Not Butter on their labia.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

like on cat's paws when it moves into a new home?
i need to go and get some lunch, and this thought is really putting me off sandwiches :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

What?
People put butter on their cat's paws?!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Just to watch them slip around, bastards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)