I was shagging her the whole time, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:57, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Even while she was giving birth.
I imagine you had to switch to anal though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

She 'split' half way through so it was kind of 'a bit of both', really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

*bokes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Great minds...

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

oh for fuck's sake

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Was it like that bit of meat on a home-made kabab that doesn't get threaded properly ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Like that, but with more of a 'poo' thing going on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

:(((((((((((((

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

actually
i'd have thought it would be the one time she was split wide enough to accommodate monty and the baby...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

There's no difference after the tearing.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

You have my deepest sympathy my man.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Really? They give birth for like 8 hours or something like that, sometimes even days.
Didn't you have a pill so you can finish off? Personally, if it lasts longer than the ad break between hollyoaks on C4 and E4, I get bored and wonder off for a sandwich.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)