I wonder where poor smelly girl is.
She had scabs and smelled of wee and talc and cheap deodorant she'd used to disguise the smell. Poor little thing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

there's a book by an indian/english writer called "ishq and mushq" which apparently means "love and smell"
because those are the two things in life that you can't hide.

i quite like that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

That's lovely, and true.
My aunty hates my natural smell. She said it's sweet, but not nice like candy floss or honey sweet. She said sometimes sick people smell sweet.
I used to sleep in her bed every Friday and she said it was quite overwhelming some nights.
I think she just hates me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

rotta
/rottingfleshsmellssweet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

really?
Maybe I'm a zombie.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

The man has clearly never encountered 'Hai Karate'.
You could mask the smell of Auschwitz with that stuff.

cf 'Blue Stratos'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)

John Paul Fucking Gaultier for 'men' is the most homosexual, overpowering, noxious, begging-women-called-Debbi-for-sex-while-secretly-wanting-to-get-bummed-off-your-best-mate-Dazza tart-spray I have ever had the unfortunate experience of inhaling.
BAN IT.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)

To buy it in Bristol, all you have to do is go to Boots and ask for a can of 'Bob'
They check to see if you've got SKILL and if you have, they'll sell it to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Why's it called Bob?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

After our own, dear, Bobby Pires

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

The footballer or Turdy?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I know somebody's missus
whose anus has a slight, but noticeable "mushq".
( Kroney, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Schteve?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)