Can't you just kill them?
Several consecutive nights of disturbing your sleep is sufficient to persuade most courts of law to return a verdict of justifiable homicide*

*not legally binding
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not going to kill anybody.
Except maybe the girl who tried to get in my room last night thinking it was hers. That's how drunk she was. Couldn't even read the sign that said "POPPET" on the front of it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:41, Reply)

AA might be on to something above
Drown them out. Specifically, out in the lake.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Funnily enough there IS a lake about 150 yards away...

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I know
Google Earth is a remarkably useful tool

Google Earth A Telescope
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:49, Reply)

............

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Awww, don't pull that face

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:54, Reply)

trying not to pull a face at all.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I'm abandoning the "I can see you" idea before it gets too creepy
Too late?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:02, Reply)

far too late.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:07, Reply)

My judgement is famously awesome
It's like Chompy's wit and charm
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I was thinking it might be worthwhile getting your hands on a good subwoofer, and setting some seriously bassy tracks through that when you get up in the mornings, and they're still sleeping.
The vibrations will fuck with their heads, I think.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

This is a top idea
Not least since decent subwoofers are well cheap and students are loaded
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I'm not vindictive.
I get up very early in the mornings for classes - I have 8 am classes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:11, Reply)

In that case, you are a far finer person than I.
Can you listen to music when you're falling asleep?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

nope.
get the tunes stuck in my head and have them running around for hours.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Shit, that'd be the best way to help
If you can get used to noise as you're falling asleep, you're less likely to wake up, I think.

It worked for a friend of mine who lived next to a large crossroads in Nottingham, with traffic running 24/7. She couldn't sleep at first, but by having some music on in the background as she slept, it let her relax.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)