AA might be on to something above
Drown them out. Specifically, out in the lake.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Funnily enough there IS a lake about 150 yards away...

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I know
Google Earth is a remarkably useful tool

Google Earth A Telescope
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:49, Reply)

............

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Awww, don't pull that face

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:54, Reply)

trying not to pull a face at all.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I'm abandoning the "I can see you" idea before it gets too creepy
Too late?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:02, Reply)

far too late.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:07, Reply)

My judgement is famously awesome
It's like Chompy's wit and charm
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I was thinking it might be worthwhile getting your hands on a good subwoofer, and setting some seriously bassy tracks through that when you get up in the mornings, and they're still sleeping.
The vibrations will fuck with their heads, I think.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

This is a top idea
Not least since decent subwoofers are well cheap and students are loaded
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I'm not vindictive.
I get up very early in the mornings for classes - I have 8 am classes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:11, Reply)

In that case, you are a far finer person than I.
Can you listen to music when you're falling asleep?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

nope.
get the tunes stuck in my head and have them running around for hours.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Shit, that'd be the best way to help
If you can get used to noise as you're falling asleep, you're less likely to wake up, I think.

It worked for a friend of mine who lived next to a large crossroads in Nottingham, with traffic running 24/7. She couldn't sleep at first, but by having some music on in the background as she slept, it let her relax.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)