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I may actually get a full night's sleep tonight.
I asked one of the girls on my floor to ask the others to keep it down when they get back from the clubs tonight and she said she'd pass it along. I hope it works. If it does, I'll be reaaaaaaaaally happy.
What're you hoping goes your way today folks?
and if you can't be bothered answering that - did you know you can get television through your laptop? I didn't. :(
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:09,
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TV from a laptop?
THIS IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:16,
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I KNOW.
I was so surprised. One of the techy people set up my laptop today so I could watch Big Bang through my laptop.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:23,
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Get some earplugs. It will block out the worst of it.
I used to use them when next door did his singing at night. They fall out during the night so you'll hear the alarm in the morning.
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girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:24,
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I can't wear them, they hurt my ears.
I've really tried. They fall out within 20 minutes of putting them in.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:27,
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Earmuffs
And gaffer tape.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:32,
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Malleable wax ones.
Get them nice and warm and stuff them in. Never fall out.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:00,
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God, I'd love to live in an all-girls dormatory in australlia, just think of all the pillow fights and cups of hot chocolate !
I could braid hair all day and night long, I'd never get any sleep, but it would be sooo worth it. Sooo many cooking and cleaning tips !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:33,
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Mum has always said "best boy in the girl's school" about me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:33,
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I'm sure you'd be spectacular.
it's not an all-girls dorm though. It's mixed.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:34,
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I don't think I could compete with ozzy blokes, they're all so good looking, nice teeth, like laid back americans.
What was that australlian show set in a high school? I really liked that, but can't remember the name.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:46,
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erm....maybe Summer Heights High? That was a surfing high school I guess.
I'd disagree. I've not met many australian men I'd say are beautiful. And not all of them have nice teeth. :P
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:49,
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I just googled it, "Heatbreak High", that was some good soap-opera action, not tooo different from what hollyoaks was.
All the australlians I see on telly are very good looking. There are quite a few australlian nurses at the hospital, and they're generally really good looking too. Australlia is the land of buetiful people, it's like California without the pretentiousness.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:57,
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of couse the aussies on telly are good looking - they're on the blimmin' telly!!
they don't put the ones like me on there now do they? No. :P
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:07,
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Totally not going to bite with your fishing for compliments =P
It's also in factual shows, like Masterchef and that other cookery bloke (Bill Something), they seem average-looking at worst, not best.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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ehhh not really.
there's some shockers out there. Especially on the Aussie version of Wipeout.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:58,
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Sorry, have to send an inevitable MTFU
Although, that does sound seriously shit.
I'm hoping I can get through today without any stupid accusations being levelled at me by my Boss, it gets boring after a while.
Live TV? Aye, it's perfectly possible, I just don't tend to use it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:34,
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yeah it is.
I normally wouldn't say anything, but I've not had a single night of uninterrupted sleep since friday last week. I'm fucking tired and it's making me shitty with everyone so I'd rather just ask them to keep it down.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:35,
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No, that's completely fair, I do understand.
I'm lucky that I can drown out most things when I'm trying to sleep, so it wouldn't bother me too much!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:37,
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I can't. Going to sleep, I cannot get there if it's too noisy, and I wake up if there is loud noise.
And once I wake up, I don't get properly back to sleep again.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:40,
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Can't you just kill them?
Several consecutive nights of disturbing your sleep is sufficient to persuade most courts of law to return a verdict of justifiable homicide*
*not legally binding
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:37,
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Not going to kill anybody.
Except maybe the girl who tried to get in my room last night thinking it was hers. That's how drunk she was. Couldn't even read the sign that said "POPPET" on the front of it.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:41,
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AA might be on to something above
Drown them out. Specifically, out in the lake.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:44,
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Funnily enough there IS a lake about 150 yards away...
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:46,
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I know
Google Earth is a remarkably useful tool
Google Earth A Telescope
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:49,
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............
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:52,
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Awww, don't pull that face
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:54,
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trying not to pull a face at all.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:59,
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I'm abandoning the "I can see you" idea before it gets too creepy
Too late?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:02,
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far too late.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:07,
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My judgement is famously awesome
It's like Chompy's wit and charm
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:09,
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I was thinking it might be worthwhile getting your hands on a good subwoofer, and setting some seriously bassy tracks through that when you get up in the mornings, and they're still sleeping.
The vibrations will fuck with their heads, I think.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:10,
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This is a top idea
Not least since decent subwoofers are well cheap and students are loaded
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:10,
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I'm not vindictive.
I get up very early in the mornings for classes - I have 8 am classes.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:11,
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In that case, you are a far finer person than I.
Can you listen to music when you're falling asleep?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:13,
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nope.
get the tunes stuck in my head and have them running around for hours.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:16,
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Shit, that'd be the best way to help
If you can get used to noise as you're falling asleep, you're less likely to wake up, I think.
It worked for a friend of mine who lived next to a large crossroads in Nottingham, with traffic running 24/7. She couldn't sleep at first, but by having some music on in the background as she slept, it let her relax.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:19,
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Good luck with the undistrubed kip honey
I've got to work to find out that my boss isn't in, so our planned pub lunch is off. This is most irksome. I may have to spend the afternoon sober and burger-free
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:36,
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I think the 'gay best friend terminology' may specifically be the use of 'honey'
because this post postively reeks of Gok Wan and I think that's why.
Good morning to you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:40,
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I honestly had no idea that it was perceived as such
Obviously this won't stop me using it. I am the Darth Vader of gay jibes, after all. "It is too late for me, son".
A very good morning to you too.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:43,
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I am going to arrange to meet my ex's landlord/friend/mightbeherboyfriend later.
He has been a helpful middleman in the past and I am hoping he will help me to broker a daughter-gets-to-stay-over-at-mine arrangement.
I have flipped out and lost my temper this week so things have come to a head. I am saddened to say it takes me threatening court etc to get anywhere. I hate the failure of reason.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:39,
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When I logged on to my work PC this morning it gave me an up-to-date version of my comment about my Grandad's greenhouse
I was so appalled by your comment that I was tempted to gaz you a congratulatory note. It takes a lot to stun me into internet silence. Well done.
Also, best of luck with the above. Whilst failure of reason is an everday occurence in dealing with mental women, I understand that this doesn't make it any less fucking annoying
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:42,
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It really was unpleasant wasn't it? I was quite proud of my own foulness there.
Proud and slightly appalled.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:51,
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I don't think I've ever seen you apologise for a post before
I obviously bring out the worst in you
worst spaff
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:54,
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When you think about some of the hideous things I've unapologetically posted
on a daily basis for years, that makes this one pretty special.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:06,
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I haven't been around that long
I think you should go back over all the posts you've ever entered in response to me and compare them against a cross-section of your posts in the preceeding years, measuring yourself on harshness and use of revolting imagination. Keep you busy, won't it.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:08,
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I hope it works out for you mate, I really do.
Why is she being so difficult about it all?
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:42,
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Because she's a vengeful, hateful, controlling cunt
who takes pleasure in being utterly inflexible and in dreaming up spurious objections to my doing anything I say I want to do with my daughter, especially when it concerns my family. She's desperate for them not to get to know my daughter.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:49,
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She must be very lonely and sad, if that's all she does.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:50,
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That is a fair assessment, I think.
The problem is that she's also so delusional that never in a million years would she recognise this as the truth. She's convinced the world is conspiring against her at all times.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:55,
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That's ridiculous
The world is very obviously conspiring against me. Didn't you see my post earlier? My pub lunch has been CANCELLED.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:10,
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that's nothing.
I have NOISY BLOCK MATES.
Cunts.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:12,
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That is rubbish
Monty, tell your ex about mine and Poppet's woes and she'll soon see how fucking easy she's got it
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:14,
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An outrage of Libyan proprtions.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:14,
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Libyan Tatchell
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:21,
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Hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:41,
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Make sure when you empty your binbag filled with yop, that you empty it into the skip across the road.
No daughter should see her father's over indulgance in yoghurt based drinks that aren't smoothys.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:48,
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Good tip. Ta
How is the booze? Tried any yet?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:56,
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Me and TGB had a glass of the pear ice wine, oh my goodness, fucking hell, I could drink that by the pint, it's the first time I've had a Wine and wanted more after I finished the glass.
I stopped myself though on account of it being very expensive and me wanting to have a whole bottle over a single evening when I don't have to do anything the next day.
I bought a Dressed Crab yesterday and I want to combine it with some cider in some sort of dish (as in, where you would normally use white wine).
I'm thinking along the lines of doing it with pasta, sundried tomartos, smoked garlic and bern-nwah-zet. Or maybe doing the crab with cream/parsley/white-wine/garlic.... and doing something else with the cidar; maybe pork chops? You got any ideas?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:06,
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I would have suggested something with pork in.
This is nice:
www.deliaonline.com/recipes/main-ingredient/pork/normandy-pork-with-cider.html
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:08,
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I'm maaaaaybing about that, it looks stew'ish, which isn't my cup of tea.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:33,
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Read that as nommandy pork
I looove stews. Buy a slow cooker gonz so I can cook stews
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:36,
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Totally have one, it's in the cupboard above the oven !
My ma' makes an amazing malasian curry in it, I'll get the recipy off her. It's one of those things where I can plonk all the ingredients in in the morning and it'll be ready when we get home.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:45,
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Beef in beer in the slow cooker is fantastic
I could probably use the same recipe and substitute "pork" and "cider" in the appropriate places.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:15,
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It was pretty damn nice
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:18,
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morning Montybabes.
You missed some great YouTube disco action last night.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:11,
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No-one else is going to say it, so I will;
this post is gayer than anything I've said so far today.
I wouldn't worry though mate, it's only 9.17am
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:13,
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I'm saying it. It's horrendously bent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:15,
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me and Monty are categorically not gay.
Just our friendship has some physical aspects.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:16,
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If you think being straight will stop this lot calling you a bumder you're in for a shock my friend
THEY WON'T LISTEN
THE SHITS
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:18,
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bummer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:21,
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Don't involve me in your sordid fantasy world, you repulsive cock-hound.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:20,
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Reality, not fantasy.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:22,
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This is weird
As soon as I saw this post I assumed it was intended for me. I now have no idea how to conduct myself
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:23,
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With two batons and suggestive hand movements.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:09,
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Not really
Limiting us to Scottish bands wasn't the greatest idea, not a single one of my usual tracks I'd usually suggest is by a scottish band.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:17,
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No great loss.
Would you like me to wake you up at the end of September?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:19,
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Nope, you could look at any number of the good tracks I've posted in the other youtube discos.
Monty and I even agreed on several of them!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:21,
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This is so.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:33,
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Best Scottish band ever is clearly Nazareth.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:19,
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Not difficult, really.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:21,
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You wouldn't think so.
I think the first Jesus & Mary Chain LP is a fucking masterpiece, too. If they'd have split up/died after recording that I'd have them as one of my all time favourites. Instead, they went shit. cf Spacemen 3.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:25,
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Their song on the Crow soundtrack was good
I haven't heard much more by them.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:28,
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'In a Hole' is their best song*.
followed by their cover of Pink Floyd's 'Vegetable Man'
*'God spits on my soul, there's something dead inside my hole'. Chirpy stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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I might see if they're on Spotify later
Thanks for the recommendations.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:33,
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JAMC
I believe is the correct answer.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:24,
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Nonsense.
Not a single thing they did after Psychocandy is much cop.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:26,
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Darklands was great.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:27,
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No it wasn't.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:30,
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Yes it was.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:24,
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The lead singer of Garbage is Scottish
They therefore have a claim to be Scotland's best band by the same virtue as Metallica are Denmark's finest musical contribution
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:24,
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Primal Scream are fucking fantastic too.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:26,
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In all seriousness Primal Scream are by far my favourite Scottish band
Their ability to reinvent themselves and master different genres is remarkable. All the more so when you consider that they are one of the few bands on earth who could give Lemmy a blood transfusion. I particularly enjoyed the story from Glastonbury '05 when following their set, Bobby Gillespie refused to leave the stage upon being told that Basement Jaxx were headlining.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:30,
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I am missing going to see Primal Scream with the Pub Husband
This has made me immensely sad.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:35,
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Pub husband?
*raging jealousy*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:38,
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Pub Husband is 43 and unattractive
But we get stupidly excited about the same things, and have little trips and parties to indulge our geeky obsessions. He's the one who took me to Doctor Who Live.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:39,
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Doctor Who Live?
Details please
Morning, by the way. How's the retina?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:47,
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It. Was. AWESOME.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who_LiveMorning darling. The retina is fine, still attatched. Which is kind of annoying, because it means I a) had to go through all that stuff on Tuesday (including them putting various things actually ON my eye *shudders*) for NOTHING and b) still have the annoying symptoms which made me think my retina was detatching in the first place.
How are you?
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:52,
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I'm taking this as good news, I'm afraid
What symptoms have you got? Thanks for linkage
I'm good actually, been exercising more regularly so I no longer need to kick my own ass, and Eric appears to be on the mend. Have steeled myself for the task of driving a minibus full of students to Blackpool tomorrow night by devising an "eclectic" playlist entitled "You fucking drive then"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:54,
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I keep getting flashes in the corner of one eye
It's not terrible, just a bit annoying.
SO glad to hear Eric is pulling through, that's great. What's on the playlist? (Great title by the way)
I hve horrible and distressing news, which I only realised last night. BB is IN MY HEAD. I did not give permission for this. I ain't happy :(
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:58,
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Big Brother?
If you go onto
www.we7.com and search for "you fucking drive then" it'll bring up the playlist, you might need to create an account but it's free. Thank you again for asking after Eric :-)
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:20,
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That is a very good playlist
Seems fairly representative too.
No, not Big Brother. Brighton Boy. *sigh*
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:23,
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A Captain Beefheart and Neutral Milk Hotel medley
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:17,
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I'm gutted - there was one in february, literally a week after I went back to aus.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:59,
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That's how I feel about Primal Scream
There is a gig in Leeds which I can't go to because I'm in Brighton, and they're playing Brighton just as I get home. Dammit.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:01,
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I have similar tastes in music to Gillespie
but I'd rather listen to his influences than his own output. He drinks in my local sometimes, and looks like a half-drowned rat.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:31,
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Hipsway, surely
The Honeythief is a masterpiece.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:26,
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Bollocks is it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:42,
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dude you're at uni people are going to be loud ALL THE TIME
I suggest going out and getting drunk with them so you pass out when you get home. That's what I did and it turned out fi... oh no wait I got kicked out.
I had fun though.
Also: OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT TOMORROW
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:19,
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Getting hideously drunk is your plan for everything!
...it's a damn good plan too.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:20,
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It's how I tolerate you
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:21,
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I'd say the same, but it's a terrible lie.
I just pretend you're not there.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:22,
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I thought you sat in a corner crying about how rubbish you were
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:24,
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Considering you've met me, you know that's not true
I'm the one spouting bollocks in the middle of the floor!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:27,
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I'm going to try really really really really hard not to fall asleep early.
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girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:21,
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I'll keep you awake ;)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:22,
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haha!
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girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:24,
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What's on tomorrow?
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:22,
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Everyone's is going out really late then back to your dorm for a party
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:23,
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they can fuck right off.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:25,
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AWESOME!
That's what. A trip to Ma and Pa's house *dances*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:23,
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jealous, right here.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:25,
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I'll be, right there
YEAH!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:26,
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*is jealous*
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:31,
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of lab getting to spend time with me?
Yeah he is honoured I hope he realises that
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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Me too :(
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berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:04,
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I'm going to have my own, better party
me, some Relentless, a pile of books and the most disgusting snack possible. You're welcome to join me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:05,
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Haha, if I'm not babysitting I shall keep it in mind!
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berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:10,
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breadsticks dipped in a lepers sphincter?
Really, "most disgusting" is an unwise thing to suggest on here.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:19,
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You're at Uni, that is what happens I'm afraid
Simply sleep during lectures
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:20,
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stop copying me
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:21,
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stop copying me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:21,
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nakedape is a dull weasel arse
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:23,
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TGB is a dull arse weasel
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:23,
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That's not copying me
That's INTERNET LIES
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:23,
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Is threre any other kind of Internet?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:26,
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Sleep is for third years
*despairs for the youth of today*
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PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:28,
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Hope to get some work done
maybe buy myself a new DVD.
Alt: you can indeed. Sadly I have no TV
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:29,
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Oooooo get the next dvd of Heroes.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:33,
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get Big Train!
It's a fiver on play do itttt doooooo ittttitititititit
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:35,
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Big Train?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:36,
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You haven't heard of it!?!?!?
Prince stalking jockeys is one of the best things ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIIAQME1Uhg there is a 10 sec ad sorry
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:39,
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You need to finish season one
of Breaking Bad. So you can watch season two. It's fantastic.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:41,
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Does season 1 pick up?
I shall give it a blast next week
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:41,
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It does
but it really gets good when it hits season two. Worth watching the 7 episodes of season 1
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:46,
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ok I was going to start Californication
but I'll hit up Breaking Bad again first
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:49,
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In fact I might try and buy season three today
you're welcome to borrow the season 2 discs if you want
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:56,
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I think I have all three season.. but ta!
So I can send you 3 if you want :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:57,
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this might be a better way round
damn other people and their fast connections
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:01,
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cool text me your address I'll get em posted
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:08,
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WARNING: CONTAINS PEGG
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:45,
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SHOCKER: SOME PEOPLE LIKE PEGG
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:48,
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SHOCKER: SOME PEOPLE LIKE JEDWARD
SOME - NAY, MOST - PEOPLE ARE WITLESS CUNTS WITH APPALLING TASTE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:50,
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meh
some people just ain't haters Montychops.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:57,
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Don't get Red
It's not bad, but not worth your money. Get Ghost Dog instead, it's a brilliant film.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:35,
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Red was disappointing
I think they ruined it by attempting to have a story. That's why the expendables was awesome becuase the plot was "stuff happens and then explodes. The end"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:38,
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That's on my Lovefilm list
Maybe I'll get it next, as I really want to watch it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:41,
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I have The Town (affleck) and From Paris With Love (travolta) to watch
although I may put them on hold to watch the apparently awful Cube
2
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:44,
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Hypercube?
It is awful. Cube Zero is better.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:46,
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Awful enough to be a little bit good?
I have zero as well to watch.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:47,
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Maybe for a few scenes.
And some corpse sex.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:52,
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I got round to watching Scott Pilgrim eventually
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:51,
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Did you enjoy?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:57,
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It was good
it'd have been better if the whole film had just been Wallace though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:58,
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If by Wallace you mean the kinda-fit alt girl whose name escapes me
Then yes, I agree.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:01,
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Ramona?
pfft course not. Wallace was easily the best person in it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:02,
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Definitely
I enjoyed the film very much but all the characters bar him needed a slap.
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berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:05,
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Which one was he? The gay room mate?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:05,
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Yeah
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:06,
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Yeah he was rather funny
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:17,
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Aye
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:06,
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From Paris With Love is excellent
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:56,
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Good soundtrack to that film.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:44,
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Rza innit
Seen the film then?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:46,
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No, but I will at some point.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:49,
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I'm going to go out on a limb here
And say that I think you'd like it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:50,
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Good stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:51,
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MONTY NO LIKE ANYTHING
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:58,
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COBBLERS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:59,
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I like cobblers. Great places to meet and make friends
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:00,
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and the people you meet are generally peaches
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:08,
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I never thought I'd say this to you...
but leave the internet, please.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:10,
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Oh, loud people when you're trying to sleep are the fucking WORST
But yay full night's sleep!
Today I am hoping my plan to spend most of the day in my PJs without distractions goes well.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:37,
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research - i need case law to support my admittedly tenuous argument as to why my client should be allowed off £2,000,000 rent
court application to get something shifted to london. i am NOT going to newcastle for it.
am a guest at a deloitte team quiz tonight, am hoping i don't embarrass myself in manner of bridget jones or similar.
hmmm, this is quite dull. er - ok - 2 b3tans have kindly helped my on my ipad quest. one has a cheaper one for sale. one has found a brand new PINK one. which should i go for and why??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:40,
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Get the pink one. You like pink and don't need to compromise for money reasons.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:43,
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there is merit in this argument
we all know i'm never going to use it, i just want to look at it for a few days and then it will end up gathering dust in a drawer with everything else pink and battery operated in my flat.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:44,
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...not quite 'everything' battery operated and kept in a drawer in your flat is gathering dust...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:48,
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no, this is true
i use my camera quite a lot.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:49,
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That's what I was referring to. Good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:51,
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no you weren't
you were thinking of my ipod, you dirty bastard
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:51,
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I have heard of these new-fangled items
but only in passing. My old boss refused to believe me when I told her I didn't know how to operate one. She passed me hers and told me to select some music and I couldn't do it as I had no ideal that how the round bit worked. Seemed slightly counter-intuitive to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:56,
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Buy the iPad 2
And a pink case.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:44,
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wait two MILLION pounds??
He is renting a palace somewhere??
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:46,
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it's commercial, so fairly standard
this is rent for their offices. that's rent to the end of a 5 year term, so it's not that bad. if he were renting around where i work in the city, that would be one floor for about 6 months.
but we do have some resi flats where the rent is that much - we had a dispute recently over £6,000,000 rent arrears for a penthouse flat over by harrods. mental. why pay that in rent, just BUY the bloody place!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:49,
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I need to get a better paid job...
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:50,
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marry a sheikh
this is my long term goal
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:51,
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What number wife will you be?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:53,
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hopefully 2375
then i won't have to do anything except shop.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:54,
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...for pink burqas
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:56,
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Get the pink one.
It won't get stolen by anyone other than a bummer then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:49,
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That way you can change it depending on what you're wearing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:18,
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Drunken students being quiet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't worry, I'm sure it will work out fi-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry to say it, but you're definitely screwed.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:44,
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