My work colleague told me an absolute corker of a bit of goss a couple of months back.
He's married, with 3 kids. We're oop North, and we also have an office in poncy southern poofter land. We occasionally meet up with the southern lot.

My colleague admitted that when he went down to a meeting last year, he shagged one of our southern female colleagues (also married) when they were staying over in a hotel.

There had been some online flirting in advance of the meeting, but after a night out on the lash they all adjourned to their hotel rooms (there was about 4 or 5 of them all staying at the hotel) and then 10 minutes later there was a knock at my mate's door. It was our female colleague, armed with a tube of lube and a packet of 3. Apparently she likes it up the arse.

This is a monumental piece of gossip. I was genuinely shocked. I've worked with all of these guys for years, so this is a huge piece of news, and I'm sworn to secrecy so I haven't told anyone - until now.

My mate isn't prone to lying or exaggeration, so I take him at his word. To top all this off, we went down there in January, and the whole team was having a night out on the town. Our female colleague showed up at our hotel an hour before we were all meeting up, chapped his hotel door, and went in and banged him before we went out. Fecking hell.

He's a right ugly bugger as well - older than me, smokes like a chimney, reeks of fags, and his teeth are horrible. How he does it is beyond me, because she's actually quite tidy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's you isn't it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Ouch. You cut me to the quick, Ms Blouse.
I couldn't be older than me, although I might look it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Just joshing!
*winks*
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

It's Josh Wink?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Higher State Of Consciousness lolz

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Too trendy for the Reverand methinks.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Clearly
I don't have a friggin clue what you're on about. Sniff.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

* wiggles eyebrows suggestively *

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Ooo! I've got a live one here.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I'm not that easy, madam.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Yes you are.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

* is rumbled *

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

*knows men*

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

* ponders whether this is in the Biblical sense *

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Jimmy Hill.
Sorry to break it to you, but in every workplace in the land there's a bullshit rumour about a female employee who 'likes it up the arse'.

You might as well have added '...and after he'd finished shagging her he realised his mum had left a steaming cup of tea by his bedside'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Not in mine
because I work with 5 60 year old men.

Actually... that sounds worse...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

What are you going to do when they all retire?

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

'Them all up the arse'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

*Puts kettle on*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

"We were going to get you a watch as a leaving present, but instead...."

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Drink significantly
fewer cups of tea. And be exposed to less casual racism.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I appreciate that's how it might appear.
But I've worked with him for 15 years, we're good mates, and he's told me all kinds of stories over the years - quite a few that haven't exactly showed him in a good light. I completely believe him on this.

She's emailed him pics of her up to all sorts. She's a crazy lady.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)