^ SMACKHEAD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The only thing I shoot up is cheese.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I have been nomming on St Agur and water biscuits since 9am
I shall be as fat as Al if I don't cease this endless cheesenomming, and sharpish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I doubt it
I had a sausage roll for breakfast yesterday and today I ate a snickers duo as a morning snack. I haven't exercised in god knows how long, so I'm probably about to reach critical fusion mass.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

No wonder there's so much tectonic disturbance in the world these days.
I can't believe you still haven't officially apologised for Haiti yet.

This, coupled with your tactless revelations about your wife's gazongas, is really making me question you these days. I used think you were one of the good guys, man...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I discovered a deli in the village down the road
that not only had a lot of lovely european cheeses, it also has Colston Bassett. When I can no longer get out of the door of my flat, I'm blaming you.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Don't worry! I'll post you some cheese if that happens!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

That was of course my main concern
most kind, thankyou.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I am here to help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)