I honestly couldn't give even the slightest hint of a fuck.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're like the internet's James Dean.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Oh, do the one when you tell us all we're taking it too seriously, I love that one.
and then do the one where you tell Dr Shambolic and he tells us all we're taking it too seriously.

Go on, please, that's definitely my favourite one that you do.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I'm fairly certain I've never told Shambles anything about my online activities,
but you do seem to be getting a bit wound up, here.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Hahaha!
Funny as fuck every time.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

YES!
I was totally holding my lighter in the air with one hand and using my camera phone to record it with the other.

That is my absolute favourite, it really is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I'm not sure what you're trying to achieve other than making yourself look like a bit of a fool on the internet.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Brilliant!
Go on, do some more.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Oh brilliant! Yes! I love this one too, keep going, go on, please keep going.

*waits nervously while biting lip with excitement*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Haha!
I don't know who's more excited, me or you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Oh Me! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!
Definitely me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Look, it's like a b3ta mobius strip
www.b3ta.com/talk/7120710

Now lets see, is it irony if you point out that the hilarious troll will go and tell the other board about being laughed at and then they go and do it, but try and paint themselves as the one doing the laughing?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

What the shit is this pillow-biting?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I don't follow /talk much
Did you get fired?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

No
My shit-'waah waah teenager sarcasm'-detector went off so I had to investigate.
Worth its weight in gold, this is.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)

So was your flounce

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Wait, so you were on /talk and thought THIS was better?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Nah, I was on here
And heard some /talker had a site reviewing their workplace trolled when he put a link on /talk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Pretty much this
but it was a shit flounce. And anyway, I got better.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Glad to hear it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Is that the one where JMG makes a joke about wobbly people
and then acts pretend-offended when people tell him to stop recycling the same old joke all the time and then baldmonkey and other associated hangers-on clap and bray and cheer?

It's the internet's best routine, that.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)

No, that's become the equivalent of when Lynyrd Skynyrd play Free Bird.
It's hackneyed and cliched, but this one, this is like the equivalent of when Led Zepplin reformed and played Stairway to Heaven.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Is it JMG or Baldmonkey who is the fat one in the pic where they're insulting Rimmer?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Centre of the internet.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

making your way on the boards today takes everything you've got
getting away from all these /talkers sure would help a lot
wouldn't you like to get away?
sometimes you want to go
where everybody knows your name
and they never ever flame
you need to go where you can know
the posters are all the same
you need to go where everybody rates your game

cheers.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Hahaha!
Another one.

Do the bit where you follow Brayndedd and post something unfunny to make him look funny. Oh and then link this on the /talk board so everyone can see it.

I love that shit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)

whatevs, yeah?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)

*cries*

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I detect lip-wobbling

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Leave her alone, I like janet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

And that's supposed to make me stop.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)

YES.
alright, big-girl's-blouse?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Ok!

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

i meant 'alright' as in 'how are you'
but whatevs, yeah?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Sorry!
Wassup Janet!
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

whatevs, yeah?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

BraynDedd, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Then he carefully pulled his ipad out of the pannier rack
and started posting with a smirk on his face, and all the girls standing by the milk bar over the road got spontaneously wet and then started touching themselves.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)

He just does. not. give. a. fuck.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

You can tell by the angle of his hat
No normal, fuck-giving person could pull that off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

He honestly couldn't give even the slightest hint of a fuck.
No sir.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)

He's like Sid Vicious, but on the internet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Dead?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

/talk, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

That made me laugh quite a lot.
Well played.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Oh shit
that makes us the internet equivalent of Bill Grundy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Man, look at that motherfucking jaunty angle!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)