I would like to stop going to the toilet now.
Thanks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:26, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you have a curry bum?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:27, Reply)

dodgy kebab?
(TaZ44, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:27, Reply)

Peepee problems?

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Get a nappy?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:39, Reply)

IBS
When I find the culprit (take your pick from aubergine, four Rocky Robins in a row, two glasses of wine, my mate's mum's shepherd's pie, or the baby plum tomatoes) I will punch it in the face.

(It is evident that the culprit here is me.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:39, Reply)

I too have IBS
It's propper shit init (no pun intended) I find warm fizzy drinks and veg set me off the worst, with cereal coming in a close second.
(TaZ44, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:41, Reply)

I find all my favourite stuff does it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:42, Reply)

That's the worst part
Whenever I go the pub, I have to check the beer is seriously cold before I can drink, or I'll spend more time in the scummy gents than ant the bar =[ and bread, I love anything to do with some fresh bread and nice butter, funnily enough it makes ya go the loo alot even if you don't suffer, so this is my vice I think =[
(TaZ44, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Shurrup about bread and butter
or I'll go and defrost some
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Oh good
it's not just me then
(TaZ44, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Maybe you should Tweet about it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:41, Reply)

I don't tweet, ya bastad

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:42, Reply)

And I'm not Swedish!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:45, Reply)

hwewty hwoo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:47, Reply)