I once donated £20 to B3ta. All I got in return was a bunch of lies
and some idiots who don't find drunk gyppoes funny.

Alt: I recall Deacon's 'translator' mate, saying 'Joey wants a biscuit' - so, that one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

and a girlfriend.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Joey wants a girlfriend?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I'll bet he does, the randy old spacker.
I'll bet he only wanted the biscuit so he and his cronies could play a disgusting disabled wanking game when Janet Ellis left the room.

It wasn't like that on the 'special' 'We Are The Champions', eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I'll bet he wastes no time in kicking his shoes off.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Every time I hear 'Footloose' by Kenny Loggins
I can see Joey's size 9 Clarks flipping into the Atlantic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

hahaha
Although I thought Joey worked in a shoe factory. Or did I just imagine that?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

That's probably why he was so cavalier with his shoe at the seaside.
He knew he could nick himself a replacement the next day, the shifty little spazzo...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Oops.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

It's alright, I don't see it lasting.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I'm old enough to be her father for Chrissakes. It's just not right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

How old is she?

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

127
hehe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I'm watching you, pal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)

With your withered ancient eyes.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Sick, that's what it is, sick.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I could not agree more
mr b3th is just short of 30 years my senior. Bloody perverted, that's what it is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Did Deacon's 'translator' mate following that up with
'Who's a pretty boy then?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)