I am an appalling deviant.
Also, I love to hate involuntarily chanting "POPPIN' BODDLES IN THE ICE, LIKE A BLIZZARD / WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT, GETTIN' SLIZZERED" under my breath in a mong voice whenever that song comes on the radio.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:18, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

best kind of deviant

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Can't stand half-hearted deviants.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

This MUST be the not so secret secret, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Well, yes. Seeing as "love" and "hate" don't come into that sentence at any point.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

THAT'S THE JOKE
as we are all deviants on here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

That is an excellent joke. This one is even better:
Q. Why does Gok Wan's face look so knacked?
A. Because his glasses are somewhat unflattering, and don't really suit the shape of his face at all.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Hahahahhaahahahahhaaaaaaaaa!
*breathes*
hahahahahaha...............
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I had that as my ring back tone, my dad was all "what the fuck is on the phone when I call, sounds like they're saying cheese dick"

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

all the sober girls around me they be actin' like they drunk they be actin' like they drunk all the sober girls around me they be actin' like they drunk they be actin' like they dru-unk

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)