Mrs Morgan sounds like a right bitch
what a nasty thing to do to a kid.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I understand they thought my mum was up herself
and me being an only child, and annoying and chatty, well, easy target.
But they didn't bank on my dad. I'll have to ask him what he shouted.
He said it broke his heart and no matter if it was the kid of his worst enemy he wouldn't do that.
She was a skitting cunt. Used to make fun of one of the kids with a stammer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)

When I was a kid, if I didn't like one of the neighbours
I'd take a dump in their shed. Trufax.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I pissed on next door's bike
but it was an accident.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I'm giving myself too much credit.
It was only the once, I'd never met them and I was desperate.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)

There was this other lad, his name was Mullen
but I called him Doolit.
I could hear myself saying Mullen, but everyone said I was calling him 'Doolit' and they thought there must have been a reason. I still don't understand because I was only a toddler, and I clearly recall it coming out as 'Mullen'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I once made a really off-colour Bob Monkhouse style mother in law joke to my stepdad
I didn't know the woman he was talking to was his ex-wife.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

"Take my ex-wife, please."

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

It's funny cos it can be applied to my ex wife.
Take my wife - every fucker else has.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Haha
trolloplolz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

God rest her soul...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

nervouslaughterlolz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Nah it's fine.
She died last year of a particularly aggressive brain cancer. Just goes to show that being a non-smoking, vegetarian, exercise junkie isn't all it's cracked up to be.

*Opens second can of beer and dips crisps in lard*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)

*Eats last Rocky Robin,
crosses heart and hopes not to shit*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)

D:

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Just because you don't like someone
doesn't mean you should bully their kid though. What a nasty cunt she must have been.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)

As Grandma said "God is slow but sure..."
What she really meant was "I hope they all die slowly with papercuts and vinegar."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)