*Smiley smiles*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*Goes looking for pet sounds*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)

It's a very good second hand record shop.
Just off Old Eldon Square in Newcastle.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)

You prefer Old Elton John
you enormous hur-murr.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I fucking do not.
Not now he's got himself sprogged up; he's no bloody fun anymore.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

You know that David Furnish?
That's you that is. That's you being butch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

On the subject of....
Elton John and David Furnish decide to have a baby.
They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.
When the baby was born, they rush to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming but over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child is theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful!" Elton says to David. "All these unhappy babies and yet our baby is so happy.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"
The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the thermometer out of his backside".
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Bahahahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

That's not as funny as the drunk gyppoes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I'm going to have to look at this now.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I am utterly baffled by the negative responses on here.
The first five seconds has me in FITS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I can't find it, Monty.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=owvK24p9GHQ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Found it.
Bit of an anti-climax, really. Not enough lucky heather and robbery.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I just don't get it.
It fucking cracks me up. Am I weird?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

To be fair,
they do look a bit like a cut price Levellers tribute band.

Alt: yes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I've been to Romania a few times.
Perhaps this makes it funnier for me. The whole miserable shabbiness of it all is hysterical to me. He's a fucking pop star - and that's his video. I think that's brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:47, Reply)

You being weird is a given.
They are no Crystal Swing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:42, Reply)

It would be if you shoved thermometers up their arses as they did their dance.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)