PyschoChump V Darth Foxtits
PyschoChump Darth Foxtits
Strength - 6 Strength - 4
Agility - 3 v Agility - 7
Special Move - Paperclip Rape SM -Pirouetting penis pull

Place your bets now.

Q: Any other B3tan deathmatches you would like to see?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:23, 71 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I must have missed the moment he tagged you in.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I'm neutral, I will take bets.
I just like a good scrap!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

You're not neutral at all, you're a big fan of darth and you don't like me.
Stop being so obvious.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Be fair to Bobby
you're strength stat is higher, and a pirouetting penis pull is hardly the best super power ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

this is the internet... stop taking it so personally you goon.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I'm betting on you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

*Waits for someone to name two (or more) lady B3tans and a paddling pool filled with wet mud.*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Amberl and Lusty
it would be The Great B3ta Nork-Off of 2011. Tag team partners: Lampito and BGB.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)

do you reckon we can charge money?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Most likely.
I'll run it and take a 15% commission, how does that sound?
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

It sounds like a lot.
*Offers to promote the event for just 10% commission*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

How dare you undercut me!
you'd struggle to run anything that features that much boobage.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Wanna bet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:43, Reply)

No
because I don't gamble.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:48, Reply)

*Woo!*
Jeff WINS the right to promote the first OT mud wrestling championships!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:51, Reply)

No you don't!
I'm sure they'd prefer me to run it, anyway. I doubt they'd be comfortable getting their wrestle on covered in mud whilst their organiser/promoter stands at the ringside with a glazed look and his hand down his trousers.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:54, Reply)

hahahahahahaha
I'll be too busy counting the money.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Yeah, you say that now
but I bet you'll change you mind when you see the participants all bikini'd up and covered in mud.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Like you won't suddenly get all competative and demand to fight the winner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I'm not particularly competitive
nor do I have the norks to win a nork off. I am good at wrestling about in mud though. /ex rugby player.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:02, Reply)

You were a forward weren't you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Darth and Bella
His pandering has been vomit inducing, now's his chance
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)

His faggyness qualifies him for the female bout

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

JMG against JMG
I reckon there'd be loads of congratulatory back slaps and hand shaking.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

This^
and no humour at all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You vs The Goat
I'm intrigued to see which of you spouts more shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Who is the goat?
I reckon I will win!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Tinfoil hat wearing mental
used to post on QOTW, before he got banned. Chompo might've linked you up, except he now thinks you're Team Foxtrot.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I've now realised that this must mean that Psychochomp is the one with his shirt off all the time
because, let's be honest, Darth's going to be the one covered in glitter.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Totally talking to myself, here.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)

+ Gary
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Famous one time b3tan and tinfoil hatter.
Conspiracy theory nut job and nemesis of Enzyme, in that Enzyme used to wipe the floor with him every time he posted some ridiculous twaddle.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

he really did put in a lot of effort
reckon he is now living off grid?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

God only knows.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

ur Brian Wilson AICM Fireman's helmet and sandpit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

*Smiley smiles*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)

*Goes looking for pet sounds*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)

It's a very good second hand record shop.
Just off Old Eldon Square in Newcastle.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)

You prefer Old Elton John
you enormous hur-murr.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I fucking do not.
Not now he's got himself sprogged up; he's no bloody fun anymore.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

You know that David Furnish?
That's you that is. That's you being butch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

On the subject of....
Elton John and David Furnish decide to have a baby.
They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.
When the baby was born, they rush to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming but over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child is theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful!" Elton says to David. "All these unhappy babies and yet our baby is so happy.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"
The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the thermometer out of his backside".
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Bahahahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

That's not as funny as the drunk gyppoes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I'm going to have to look at this now.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I am utterly baffled by the negative responses on here.
The first five seconds has me in FITS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I can't find it, Monty.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=owvK24p9GHQ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Found it.
Bit of an anti-climax, really. Not enough lucky heather and robbery.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I just don't get it.
It fucking cracks me up. Am I weird?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

To be fair,
they do look a bit like a cut price Levellers tribute band.

Alt: yes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I've been to Romania a few times.
Perhaps this makes it funnier for me. The whole miserable shabbiness of it all is hysterical to me. He's a fucking pop star - and that's his video. I think that's brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:47, Reply)

You being weird is a given.
They are no Crystal Swing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:42, Reply)

It would be if you shoved thermometers up their arses as they did their dance.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

And he'd send abusive gazzes to anyone who dared contradict him, which is part of the reason why he got banned.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Ah, I did wonder.
I knew it couldn't have been purely down to his posts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

this really shit thread vs some other equally shit thread
hopefully it will be a double knockout
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

It was only a bit of fun, but Chompy seems proper upset!! claiming favouritism etc

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

isn't fun usually, you know...
fun
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

it's all a matter of perspective pal.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Vippers is the guitarist from A-ha?
Who knew?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

It's the cunning beardy disguise.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)

This question
reads suspiciously like some kind of bent computer game.

Just saying, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Needs more popular culture references.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I read it more as Top Trumps
Which I think was a card game about farting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Top Trumps didn't have 'special moves'....
Cylinders: 4
Displacement: 5 tons

etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Alt Q: what is it about the word 'Psycho' that people struggle so much with?
It's not hard to spell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I am Nas AICMFP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-X3TqY-Df8

*pays self a fiver*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Ahh that takes me back.
I used to mix that with SWVs 'Right Here' for all the laydeez in the house to dance to.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Nas was fucking great when he started.
'Live at the Barbecue' by Main Source was his first outing, I believe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:26, Reply)