Dr Clive!
I had such a crush on him, even though he was a ginger. In my defence, I was only fourteen.

I was well gutted when he nobbed Paul Robinson's girlfriend.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

haha
and that's why you win quizzes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

it's also why I have no social life and very few friends

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

There was only one person in the whole pub who knew that.
You'd have got a jelly from me.
I give clues like "She was born the same year as my Grandad. The dead one." Or I whistle a musical clue.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I want to go to one of your quizzes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

You should. It's a laugh. Not a very quiz-respecting quiz.
Whenever I read "one and four, fourteen" during bingo, two lads shout out "Roman Polanski"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

You hand out jellies????
You'd be fucking popular in Paisley.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Haha not those!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

The jellies in Roota's part of the world are temazepam

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I think b3th means the same

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

that's what they are in Paisley too
you spacktard
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Well why the fuck would I know what the mean in Paisley eh?
Stupid-kidney-shaped-shirt-design-place-name.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)