pub quiz team name.
The Nation of Quizlam, or Quizlamic Fundamentalism?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:53, 86 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Neither, they are too obvious
last week we were "Mulligatawny is not a soup, it's just left overs. I'm sorry but that's just how I feel about it. You know I..."

I was just writing down what my friend said, then she just kind of tailed off. We didn't win
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

The time we did best we were caled
"You better give us a good mark other wise we will rip out your still beating heart and put it with the others"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Our stock pub quiz name is 668 - The Neighbour of the Beast
Very unoriginal I know. Christ I'm ill, I'm feel like I'm going to die.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)

what;s up?
real ill or hangover?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Isn't it your birthday today Barry?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Tomorrow.
I've got a chest infection and my asthma is the worst its ever been. Normally I use my inhaler once every four years but at the moment it's every thirty seconds.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

*there there*
If you've got a chest infection, you need to wrap up warm.

I suggest you buy a new jacket for this very purpose.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)

What he said ^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

My dearest mummy and aunt just put £110 in my account for my birthday.
I've bought trainers this time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Have you seen a doctor yet?
They should be able to give you some steroids that'll mean you don't have to use the inhaler as much
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I did a couple weeks ago, I got antibiotics that did fuck all.
I'm gonna go to the walk in centre in town tomorrow (what a birthday it's gonna fucking be) and try and get something else prescribed that actually works.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Quizlamic Fun&Mentalism

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:10, Reply)

"I Am A Horse".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

me no unnerstand.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

So when the quizmaster reads out your socre, they'll say they're a horse.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Don't scratch my socre

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

I am better than that.
Thanks though
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

How about "Ahaeddis Vaakenjarb"?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:16, Reply)

aww don't tell me everyone's got a life on a friday night :(
I just received word that I may be doing sod all this weekend too. Bored already.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I'm here at the minute
And I'll probably be back on here later too.

But it's Friday night and that means.... 'Pub O'clock!'

Why not go to the pub Crunchy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

not sure going on my own would really
be that entertaining. I've never been to the pubs within walking distance around here. I suspect I'd end up in a conversation with some old smelly guy about some old crap I didn't care about while desperately trying to leave
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Take a book with you and sit quietly at the bar.
You'll be surprised - Some randoms are quite entertaining.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Are you mad?
It's different for girls.
You can't walk into a strange pub and start talking to people.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

especially round here
I suspect the pub down the road is a bit 'local'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Take no notice of Jeff, Crunch.
He'll have you dead in a layby with one sock and no pizza.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

that's a tradition round his way

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Only at Christmas.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Aw, the way we all thought it was Ming The Tony-Hartless.
Poor weird git.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:56, Reply)

bet he gets shit for that
did they work out who dun it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Well the dutch fella from next door is still in custody

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

hahaha
*Steals sock*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

as I said down there
our team is basically me and mr b3th.

Last year he took his daughter away for the weekend for her birthday, and I had to do the quiz by myself. It actually turned out to be two quizzes, because the cats' protection league had asked our landlady to do a special fundraising quiz for them too.

At the first one on the Saturday night, they all whispered about the poor girl on her own and told the landlady they felt sorry I was on my own. She told them I was fine, and indeed I was - I fucking walked it.

Won the Sunday quiz all on my own as well.

/croissants
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

yeah!
that's cool, our team don't know enough about sport (modern or historical) or bodies of water to really get a chance of winning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Ah yes but that's your local and you know the staff, and it was a quiz.
Imagine a gal just walking into a random pub and sitting at the bar reading.
They'd be like shit to a blanket!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I've been in strange pubs on my own before
as long as I've got a book or a DS or something, I'm happy to sit by myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:00, Reply)

How do you get rid of cranks?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I have a death glare
and I'm unattractive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Er, I've seen you, you mong.
You'd be pounced on in Liverpool.
They must be right miserable where you've lived.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

for some reason
I only seem to attract lecherous old men. Obviously, I tolerated one of them enough to marry him, but the rest of them can fuck off and die.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:14, Reply)

They're mostly what I get.
Or creepy younger men on the interne... OOPS!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

when I was younger
it was boys of dj's age that liked me.

Except that one who thought I was his mum. I must have been all of 20.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Hahahahahaa
I only ever had useless youngsters. There was one older one but he was the most childish ever.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:21, Reply)

to be honest
I was a spectacular failure with any kind of men. Explains why I ended up married to the first one that came along.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

hmm I suspect that is a lie
I've been quite disappointed at all the pretty b3tan ladies. I felt a bit like the token munter at the last bash
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I haven't seen you,
so you might look like Bernard Manning, but I doubt it because pretending/believing that you're a minger seems to be a common trait of b3ta girls. Not me. If I was chocolate I'd eat meself, which is funny because I'm nowt special at all.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

nope
but it turns out that that seems to be a common trait. There's no way I'm going to be able to pull at a bash now :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Why would you want to pull from this murky little pool ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I no rite!
I mean, what sort of saddo pulls some desperate bloke off the internet?




_{apart from you and me, of course....}
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:21, Reply)

'Zackly, sis.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Why would you want to?
People from the Internet are weird.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

people in real life are scarier
plus, I need all the help I can get
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Let people talk to you.
If Crunchy thinks the people she is chatting to are weird, all she has to do is tell them she is a LARPer and I'm sure they'll fuck off straight away!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

dirty old me will just assume it's
kinky dress up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

our quiz team, which consists of me and mr b3th
has the name 'b3th's real name' and 'mr b3th's real name'. Inspired.

A new quiz team which has arrived recently in our pub have an interesting system. They pick three random numbers - the first is the number of the shelf in the pub's library corner. The second is the number of books along. The third is the page in the book. Then they use the whole of the first sentence on that page.

Last weekend their name was 'Idly, she turned the page'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)

We had TWO teams called Gadaffi Duck last week

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

ooo I like that one
So, do you set the questions, or just read them out?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I mostly just read them out.
If it's a special one like Hallowe'en or Australia day I might set them.
But they hate it when I set them. "Who saved Lucy Robinson's life by giving her a tracheotomy on the kitchen table?" and it's about 15 years before some of them were born.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Dr Clive!
I had such a crush on him, even though he was a ginger. In my defence, I was only fourteen.

I was well gutted when he nobbed Paul Robinson's girlfriend.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:56, Reply)

haha
and that's why you win quizzes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

it's also why I have no social life and very few friends

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

There was only one person in the whole pub who knew that.
You'd have got a jelly from me.
I give clues like "She was born the same year as my Grandad. The dead one." Or I whistle a musical clue.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I want to go to one of your quizzes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

You should. It's a laugh. Not a very quiz-respecting quiz.
Whenever I read "one and four, fourteen" during bingo, two lads shout out "Roman Polanski"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

You hand out jellies????
You'd be fucking popular in Paisley.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Haha not those!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

The jellies in Roota's part of the world are temazepam

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I think b3th means the same

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

that's what they are in Paisley too
you spacktard
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Well why the fuck would I know what the mean in Paisley eh?
Stupid-kidney-shaped-shirt-design-place-name.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Was that was after she was stung by a bee?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

It was definitely the first of the three Lucys
the ugly one with the adenoids.

Neighbours seem to like having ugly kids who are then replaced as soon as they need the character to have a boyfriend.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)

What were the twins called? Paul Robinson married one of them.
I think the other one had a wonky mouth.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

In real life they were Gail and Gillian
(pronounced Gillian not Jillian)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

they had a single too
I don't remember it, but I assume it was shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Me neither, but they must have been in Smash Hits
because that's where I remember the name fact from.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I remember that they both had hard Gs
Gilly-ann, indeed. Actually, mr b3th's brother Geof gets called Goff.

That was of no interest to anyone. Sorry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Round here you get called Goff if you're wearing too much eyeliner

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Caroline and Christina
The latter is supposed to be the mother of that kid with the wandering accent they've got on at the moment.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

YASSSSSSS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:12, Reply)

So, Paul Robinson, a dark-haired chap
and a brunette of Italian descent had a son, who turned out to be startlingly blond witha weird Scottish accent.

Obviously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I haven't seen Neighbours since 2005

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I hear that it's got a bit surreal and melodramatic

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

it's largely shit
but I still watch it every day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:27, Reply)

"Mike Hunt and the Happy Team asists"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)

"I asked the internet what to call my pub quiz team
and I'll I got was abuse"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:23, Reply)

The quizmaster for the uni pub quiz is a friend of mine with a very strong Irish accent
Last time I called my team "Bejabers and top o' the mornin to ye". The reluctance in his voice as he read it out made it worth doing crap in the quiz itself.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)