How do you get rid of cranks?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have a death glare
and I'm unattractive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Er, I've seen you, you mong.
You'd be pounced on in Liverpool.
They must be right miserable where you've lived.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

for some reason
I only seem to attract lecherous old men. Obviously, I tolerated one of them enough to marry him, but the rest of them can fuck off and die.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:14, Reply)

They're mostly what I get.
Or creepy younger men on the interne... OOPS!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

when I was younger
it was boys of dj's age that liked me.

Except that one who thought I was his mum. I must have been all of 20.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Hahahahahaa
I only ever had useless youngsters. There was one older one but he was the most childish ever.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:21, Reply)

to be honest
I was a spectacular failure with any kind of men. Explains why I ended up married to the first one that came along.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

hmm I suspect that is a lie
I've been quite disappointed at all the pretty b3tan ladies. I felt a bit like the token munter at the last bash
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I haven't seen you,
so you might look like Bernard Manning, but I doubt it because pretending/believing that you're a minger seems to be a common trait of b3ta girls. Not me. If I was chocolate I'd eat meself, which is funny because I'm nowt special at all.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

nope
but it turns out that that seems to be a common trait. There's no way I'm going to be able to pull at a bash now :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Why would you want to pull from this murky little pool ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I no rite!
I mean, what sort of saddo pulls some desperate bloke off the internet?




_{apart from you and me, of course....}
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:21, Reply)

'Zackly, sis.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Why would you want to?
People from the Internet are weird.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

people in real life are scarier
plus, I need all the help I can get
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)