I get to wind up the writing, gnashing masses of retards here, complaining about the football
That'll only be for today, but it'll keep me happy for a while.

Alt: A benny.

Alt Alt: Very little happened, aside from an argument with a mate on a night out, whom I then told to go fuck themselves, and left. Seems you had an entertaining one though!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Are you fucking kidding me?
"Very little happened", apart from your boys giving Man Utd a shoeing? Lose ten Red Points!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:09, Reply)

To Monty, that counts for nowt
As I say, I'm simply enjoying winding them up today.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Good point
Easiest hat-trick in the history of football?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Aye, likely
Suarez deserves all credit for the first though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Yeah he was superb
Looks very much like exactly the sort of player your lot need, defences can't handle him. Was hilarious to see Van der Sar peg it over to the ref to claim offside, he couldn't deal with how utterly his defence had been done
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Van der Sar
was rubbish. Rubber gloves or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

My next door neighbour was GLESSing all over the place about this as he is a red.
I wish to smug Bob 0-0, in your face
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

How the juddering fuck your lot got a draw at the weekend I'll never know

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Sunderland normally do well against Arsenal, amazingly enough
MOTD failed to show about 5 chances for us apparently
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Ah, well that is my entire basis for the judgement
Have to admit I was hoping they'd get the win, only because of my desire to see anyone other than Man Utd be crowned champions
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

They still gained 1 point on them.
Liverpool at home next for us lot. Where we always get beat...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

We've got Arsenal
would I like to do the double over them? Yes, yes I would. Sod the title race.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Fancy that depends on how they do tomorrow night
If they get stuffed, which I think we all know they will, your lot will get both barrels. Superb result for your boys on Saturday though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)

They have found some definite form of late, and Carroll would love to open his account against the Mackems
So you might be in for a shoeing I'm afraid. We pissed away our 35-game unbeaten home run on Saturday, it'll take a remarkable reversal of fortune to avoid the playoffs now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)