Worth a try...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright Gary?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:45, Reply)

GUV!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:45, Reply)

*Punches arm*
I don't get on here much on account of, you know, "being busy".

*taps nose and winks*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Pint of best, Guv?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Don't mind if I do, Gaz.
How's "business"?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Slow, Guv, slow.
(Is it fuck, I'm cleaning up round here!)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:51, Reply)

would you like to come and clean up round here?
Honestly, this place is a hauf.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Oh this is like a hooer's midden at the mo
but I'm not well. Got the night off the pub.
If I take this washing out and put the bedding in, OR do some mopping, then I'm not a bad girl.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Marvellous to hear it.
My old nemesis Big Kenny bought some merchandise a few weeks ago for about £35m. Reckons it's an investment. Little does he know that his investment going to be involved in another horrific accident involving an underwear model and a bar stool... "He'll NEEEEVER walk again..."
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Hahhaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:57, Reply)

see below

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:46, Reply)