I get up 45 minutes earlier than I need to and exercise whilst watching Battlestar Galactica
This morning ritual encourages me to get out of bed in the first place and makes me feel like I've achieved something with my morning. Then I get to work and all such positive attitude evaporates until I am brought coffee.

This has not happened yet.

Alt: complete tomorrow's presentation, return a billing report which I really didn't need to have to deal with, look after ill rat. Shirt, trousers, boots, socks, pants, peircings, watch and technically contact lenses.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I might have known
you are one of those freaks who gets up before they absolutely have to.

Guy I used to live with used to get up an hour and half before he had to go to work and play fucking FIFA or something. He was a right pain in the neck. Tying up the bathroom when he didn't absolutely have to, being all chatty and stuff in the morning.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Don't like cheerful people in the morning
I drive to work these days, it takes me longer than public transport, but I won't have to chat to anyone from work on the train/bus so it's worth it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

iPod and book on the Metro = happy isolated cow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I hate bumping into someone I know on the bus in the morning
I just want to listen to music and read my book, or just stare out of the window in a stupor, not have to listen to bland inanity
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Oh god this
I walk to work but I like that 20 minutes of solitude to think about my day. If I bump into anyone I know heading the same way I have to spend the rest of the walk trying nnot to look like I want them to fuck off and die
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Driving or cycling affords me this solitude
Driving means I can play loud music though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I've been driving more
because I am on secondment and have the hire car for the one of the days I'm in Exeter too. So only one day on the bus. All the redundancy in my office means I am much less likely to bump into someone as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Every cloud...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

indeed!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

*looks at Apes sig*
We're quoting from the same source there :P
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

True, although I am now technically a unemployed total bitchin rock star from Mars

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

an
You should go find some goddessses
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Surely Sheen can hook him up
He must have a couple spare
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

This is like a post from a pervy English teacher

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

best of all the english teachers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)