I was going to suggest
frown wide-on

...but considered it too rude, so didn't.

Ah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You considered it too rude?
YOU considered something TOO RUDE.

I might just keep repeating this with the emphasis in different places until it computes.

You conSIDered someTHING too rude
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I've changed*



*I haven't changed
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

your clothes?
maiden name?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

My gas and electricity supplier.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

EDF rang me yesterday to ask why they don't supply my gas as well as my electricity
it was about 11am on a monday. and he sounded very surprised when i said i was too busy working to take his call. you know, working. it's how i pay your sodding bills every month, so that they can then waste my money by paying your salary to call me and waste my time...

argh. anyway, the answer "british gas owe me £1,000 in overpaid gas so i am letting them work their way through it" stumped him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

good answer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

TalkTalk sent me £42. Woo fucking hoo.
Apparently I'd been erroneously charged due to an 'isolated' 'system error' - nothing to do with the incompetent 12-year old Indians that are their billing and customer 'service' staff, then. Good to know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

In which case maybe you'd like to take part in the Robin Hood half-marathon in Nottingham this year
The reason being, it's on September 11th. So I thought it might be fun to run it dressed as a skyscraper, alongside someone else in an identical outfit, being chased by a couple of fellows dressed as planes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Good idea.
Apart from the running. I am retired.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

ired arded
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

that is an incredible idea
I'd almost take part in a half-marathon just to be part of that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I cannot stress strongly enough
that although the outfits are where it's at, the dynamic will be ruined if we all pull up short of breath after 500 yards. Hit the treadmill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I can practically guarantee that some sociopath will complain about that.

( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I think we'd probably set a new record for running a half-marathon dressed as a skyscraper
Locals chasing you with flaming torches and pitchforks will do wonders for your speed and stamina
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I like this!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

if they stand next to the dude in the monkey suit
they could pretend it's a King Kong thing.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Top idea
It's about time the worlds of performance art and middle-distance running collided
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)