You had your first real sex dream?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hah!
I'd look for the lyrics online and continue the joke, but I really can't be arsed.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I thought the same
I think it has some mileage though.

Like when I rewrote One by U2 to be about how fucking shit they are.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

it was on "i kissed this guy.com", you know, the misheard lyrics website
"got my first real sex dream, boy i was 5 at the time. played it til my fingers bled, was the summer of '69"

not as good as "midnight at the oasis", which my friend evie was utterly convinced was crooning "midnight! i feel wasted".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Was it?
More proof that my sense of humour is entirely derivative.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

That's inspired.
Reminds me of when I saw The Matrix, and was similarly convinced that the principal character's name was 'Neil'. Re-watching it, it would have been a great deal more entertaining if he was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

You are the special one, Neil

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

This was an excellent post
I award it one click
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)