*emails directors*
Dear bosses,

The internet told me to get a tea lady in. Please fix it for me to drink coffee on demand

Love,
Sportscow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Dear Sportscow,
Thank you for your suggestion, we have discussed this question at length and have come to some conclusions:

1: The companies current budget does not account for any new members of staff.
2: A tea lady would not have th proper Health and Saftey qualifications to make you coffe, we would therefore have to hire a barrista as well.

I am therefore afraid to say that your request has been denied, we love hearing your suggestions though so please do send any other ideas that you might have.

regards

The Boss

PS - you're fired
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Dear Mr Sugar,
Since when did you become a director at Fisters? Also, have you seen the shite we have to drink in here? Coffee may be pushing it. More like unidentified hot black liquid

Love,
Sportscow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)