Actually I take back my former statement
and say that I'd definitely have a shih-tzu. I got on so well with my old housemate's little dog that I reckon I'd have one. Plus they don't shed fur and are hypoallergenic so I could rub it all over my face without fear of sneezing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

face cock and balls
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Ahhhhhhh yeah!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

you may as well give me the fiver before jeff claims you are him and things get confusing

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

You could even
cope with a Spanish Water Dog I reckon - same hypoallergenic qualities - although mine is completely bonkers....see - not ALL dogs are shit - thats like saying all occupants of Milton Keynes are rapists.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

no, all occupants of Milton Keynes are rape victims

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

POTD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)

But I say that at least every fifteen minutes, I only live ten miles down the road, you weren't there man!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

15 minutes, 15 roundabouts, 15 rapes
1 sad Noel
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I think they were on The Hair Bikers, awesome dogs with webbed feet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Otters?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Hey gonz, how hot is Cyprus in April?
Could i sit by the pool all day?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I went last year in April, yes, 'twas boiling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

hmmmm, I will consider
Really I want a nice quiet villa, but with only two of us it's tricky
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)

...as Run DMC once memorably said.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Yeh', deffo, april/may are my fave times of the year.
Even at night it is still warm, but not too hot that you can't sleep.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Cool beans, Where is the nicest part?

I'm really not one for chavvy resorts and "English Pubs"!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:47, Reply)

In the north ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I mean, do you want to know the nicest part on the turkish side, or the greek side?
In the north side, if you're not going to hire a car, stay in Kyreenia, but if you are, stay outside of kyreenia, say, esentepi
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:03, Reply)