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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yes.
I am a man and therefore by default a domestic spastic who's only talents are drinking beer on a Friday night and fighting.

and being an excellent shagging machine, obviously. All men are excellent shagging machines.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:02, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Word Brother

*fist bumps*
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)
*Chest bumps*
*Manly hugs*

*Does that after workout towel whipping thing*

*Goes for smoke*

Keep these bitches warm for me, yeah?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:05, Reply)
I wondered when I'd get the Al treatment

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:12, Reply)
The Al treatment?
Sounds exciting.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:13, Reply)
nothing better

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I haven't had it yet.
I am very upset. Online.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Lies make baby Jesus cry, DG.

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:05, Reply)
I promise I'll respect you in the morning, K.

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:05, Reply)
What kind of soup?
I'm ignoring the bit about all men being excellent shagging machines
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Blue string.

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:06, Reply)
*whistles*

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)
*Does Oliver Postgate impression*

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Just nod when they speak and show them your boobs. That usually keeps them quiet.

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:07, Reply)
I usually have to cover up my boobs to stop them crying.
:(
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Surely not.

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I cry all the time.
Usually salty, condensed Campbells tears of joy.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Those tears don't exit from your eyes dude...
Not your oral eyes, that is :/
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)
What, I have two trouser snakes?
My, you are a lucky girl.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)
*feels lucky*
OH my - both nostrils now? \o/
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)
If it'll stop you snoring, pet...

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:30, Reply)

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