Just wear a tracksuit, no need to shave.
Unless you're swimming. In which case, just wear a wetsuit, no need to shave.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

wetsuits make one a bit too buoyant for effective swimming unfortunately

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:15, Reply)

But you could still flail along on the surface, right?
That's exercise. That counts. That's better than the old lady head above the water breaststroke.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:17, Reply)

That's my favourite.

( wanderlust, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)

They're the curse of the middle lanes.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)

'lo lusty
alright?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Yeah I'm alright.
Full of ham and KitKats.

How's you?
( wanderlust, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:22, Reply)

*starts violins*
bored and a trifle lonely. Dorset is shit.

I've got wine though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Wine helps everything.
And you have ummm b3ta-friends.
( wanderlust, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:26, Reply)

very true
and I am grateful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:26, Reply)

For the wine, or b3ta?
Both are acceptable answers.
( wanderlust, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Both.
Unfortunately for Vippers, he's away from his woman on this auspicious day, but I'm sure that when he gets back to her she'll have made him a nice hash cake and warmed his slippers for him.

She's probably also tested her gag reflex on the milkman, ready for the occasion.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)

let's hope so eh?
except the milkman part, because we don't have one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)

STOP RUINING MY JOKES!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

it probably counts as resistance traning

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Can't do that. I sweat like a navvy.
In fact the other day there was a young fat girl on the machines, going for it bless her and not even flushed. I only have to look at a cross trainer and I start sweating.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:17, Reply)

What about a happy trainer?
Badum-tish.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:18, Reply)

You are Jeffthedogfucker AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Yep, we've never been seen in the same city at the same time.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:20, Reply)

this ought to get you going

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:20, Reply)

*grabs kitchen roll*

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:21, Reply)

PHWOOOOOOAAAR!
That looks like some sexy Lego/Transformer Sexy Thing \o/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)