two suck donkey dick are a man, therefore I'd like to cook you some chips.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i think what is becoming clear is that we have very different definitions of "man"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)

If you consider it less 'cheap and pikey', I've got no problem with you going out and buying some chips.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)

south of the watford gap?
those will not be proper chips.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I have never shit the bed, if that's what you mean.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

it IS a good way to find a REAL man, yes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

I have never done this thing.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)

bet you did as a baby

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)

So did you.
NEEEERRRRRR!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)

find where i denied it
or where i said i was a man.

and the steel trap of the lawyer springs shut!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)

You are obviously a man
because a woman could never be a lawyer, despite this being the 21st century, unless being a lawyer involves making the tea and putting he bins out. But that's just ludicrous, right..?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:48, Reply)

you know what
looking at my workload and my sleepless nights for the near future... part of me DOES wish the feminists had left well alone...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:49, Reply)

I think you've been really sensible actually Swipe.
All these hours you're putting in now will be good training for when you're sqeezing out babies and having to feed them at all hours, whilst your bloke goes to the pub/has an affair.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Bleurgh
*shudders*
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Emily Pankhurst is buried in the next town to me you know.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)

If some woman wants to chain herself to some railings and suffer-a-jet-movement, then it's alright by me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Still, one perk of feminism is that you can now be as openly homophobic as you like without facing any serious consequences.
Isn't that wonderful?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:02, Reply)

It's bloody marvellous.
Now piss off, you shirtlifter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:09, Reply)

If your name's not Amanda Platell or Jan Moir I'm ringing the police.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Funnily enough, my name is Jan Moir
if you rearrange the letters and substitute them for some others.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)