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Saw some awesome b3tans at the weekend and had a great time. This weekend I'm taking my grandpa out for a meal, and later on getting drunk with friends.

Alt: Probably an apple and a yoghurt as usual. Right now I'm craving a magic pizza, one that is negative calories and tones the muscles, but tastes just like a South of the Border from my local take out place.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Apart from mushrooms, what do you get on a magic pizza?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Never mushrooms, not even for the joke
Pepperoni, chili beef, cajun chicken and jalapenos.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I don't feel that chicken belongs on a pizza
it's not as bad as pineapple or sweetcorn, it's just not right.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I agree regarding chicken on pizza
pizza toppings should be sparse, and chicken just isn't tasty enough to make the cut
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Cajun chicken is nice and spicy though
Hence its inclusion.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

hence it is inclusion?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Bah, my blind spot for possession in grammar rears up again

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

You're not right

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

your face isn't right

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Your neck has a cock on it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

better than your arsehole having a cock in it
like yours

and your mother's
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

You're just jealous your arsehole's so gaping that not even Dutch Schteve touches the sides anymore
Watching the poor Ramster Man from Amsterdam trying to get purchase within your dusty canyon was heartbreaking. It was like watching a crying chef stirring a cauldron.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Fantastic imagery!
CLICK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

If you cook it under the cheese, it's fantastic.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

that chicken, cheese and chorizo potato bake that tesco do is delicious
and I like chicken breast stuffed with cheese, it's just not what I'm after when I'm having a pizza.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)