Super sparkly new post
Dinner last night reminded me that I've actually a little bit missed some of my fellow students, and made me more determined to catch up with them. Seen anyone fun recently?

Alt: EARLY LUNCH QUESTION. What are you having and what would you like to have?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:44, 193 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oops, threadstomped you, sorry
Saw some awesome b3tans at the weekend and had a great time. This weekend I'm taking my grandpa out for a meal, and later on getting drunk with friends.

Alt: Probably an apple and a yoghurt as usual. Right now I'm craving a magic pizza, one that is negative calories and tones the muscles, but tastes just like a South of the Border from my local take out place.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Apart from mushrooms, what do you get on a magic pizza?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Never mushrooms, not even for the joke
Pepperoni, chili beef, cajun chicken and jalapenos.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I don't feel that chicken belongs on a pizza
it's not as bad as pineapple or sweetcorn, it's just not right.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I agree regarding chicken on pizza
pizza toppings should be sparse, and chicken just isn't tasty enough to make the cut
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Cajun chicken is nice and spicy though
Hence its inclusion.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

hence it is inclusion?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Bah, my blind spot for possession in grammar rears up again

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

You're not right

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

your face isn't right

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Your neck has a cock on it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

better than your arsehole having a cock in it
like yours

and your mother's
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

You're just jealous your arsehole's so gaping that not even Dutch Schteve touches the sides anymore
Watching the poor Ramster Man from Amsterdam trying to get purchase within your dusty canyon was heartbreaking. It was like watching a crying chef stirring a cauldron.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Fantastic imagery!
CLICK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

If you cook it under the cheese, it's fantastic.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

that chicken, cheese and chorizo potato bake that tesco do is delicious
and I like chicken breast stuffed with cheese, it's just not what I'm after when I'm having a pizza.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

One of these serving me cocktails
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w89bFK3PvBA&feature=player_embedded#at=36
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

saw my family at the weekend
don't see my middle brother often enough really. the mates I see regularly are some of the most fun people I've ever known, which is nice.

John West moroccan-style Salmon light lunch thing. I'm actually quite looking forward to it, despite the fact they look like cat food when you first open them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Fuck me I wouldn't eat one of those. You surprise me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I actually find them quite nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I saw my best mate at the weekend
she's just last night gotten engaged after a whirlwind romance. I'm absolutely ecstatic on her behalf but it has made me a bit grumpy, if I'm honest. Other than that, no fun for me, and I'm not even sure I can make it down to London this month. Sad times.

I'm having soup and a leftover pancake. I could totally go for some pizza though.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Why grumpy?
Worried you're going to die alone surrounded by cats, or something?
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

A bit
I'm also a shallow, shitty friend. Actually that's mainly it to be honest.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Everyone's shallow to some extent

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Yeah, but this is being shallow
like a tiny shit-filled puddle.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Steady on now girl
Unless you're planning on splitting them up so they can't be happier than you, you're just being normal.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I certainly am.

( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Nah', that's not true, some people are desperate instead.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Like the suspect in my current case
Massively desperate with the 'bonus' of being creepy, predatory and wrong in the head.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I didn't know that the police had the .CRTs and .KEYs for /gaz, poor chompy =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

instead as well.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Two friends have got engaged in the past
two weeks. This makes four people I know in the last few months
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Yeah, I've had I think four couples
out of my friends get engaged in the last six months. I also have three weddings this year. It's a bit like, guys, I'm happy for you but can you fuck off with the peer pressure already? It makes me feel terribly old...
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Pull yourself together!
I was single for SIX YEARS (unless you count a string of dates and two pretend boyfriends, each only for a short space of time.)
I'm well older than you.
Take some of TGB's advice about being single. It's not cancer.
It's only peer pressure if you view it that way, you wally.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

^^This

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)

TGB does give the best advice

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I don't particularly mind being on my own
although I was quite emo about it for a bit, it's fine right now. It's just a bit depressing seeing all of your mates couple off and settle down and being the token single one. Some of them are already talking about families and mortgages and I'm like woah there! I'm not ready for any of that shit!
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

You don't have to be
They're not asking you to have kids or a mortgage with them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

You only split up with your fella a couple of months ago didn't you?
Let them do what they like. Mortgages and families aren't my thing either and I don't feel under pressure. I'm well older than all of my mates (who are mostly paired off) and never felt like the token single nor did it affect my social life. Do something about your outlook gal!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Yes Roota, sorry Roota.
It doesn't help that my family keeps nagging me about boyfriends and families and shit either, I do genuinely feel a bit like I 'ought' to be chasing these things because they are apparently the 'normal' things that everybody my age 'wants' to be doing. This is backed up by the fact that probably 80% of my mates are in fact doing them.

Oh well, bollocks to them. I'm going to have a career and go travelling and get a cat instead.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)

fuck normal
do what you want to do. it's your life, not your family's or anyone else's

I have a house and am getting married because I want to, not through some feeling that I ought to be doing it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Eugh my family does this
everytime I mention a boy in passing, I get the inevitable question. This may be however because my mother is deathly afraid that I'm a lesbian
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Many years ago before I got engaged, I used to be on the receiving end of comments from relatives
Whenever there was a family wedding or Christening. Things like, 'Oooh, you'll be next'.

It soon stops when you start making the same comment to them at family funerals.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Hahaha

( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Do it.
You'll see what I'm on about. Jesus, I only have the cat bit, not even the career or the travelling, but I'm still really happy and sod everyone else.
(I know I have a bloke now but he's still fairly recent, and fortunately I don't have to see him too often, so I'm still living the single life. Got a date with a pool attendant tonight.)
I'm actually watching that thing about the English National Ballet and the second half of How to Train your Dragon Tonight. Alone. With my cat. In tracky bottoms.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

families can fuck off
most of my mates are paired off and have mortgages, but are still just the same as before. It's the way to be. Only one set have a kid though, and we are only just now getting them back after 2 years.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Oh, well if you're not ready for that stuff
then obviously they shouldn't talk about how they're doing it. How jolly inconsiderate of them.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

It is, isn't it?

(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

No

( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

25 onwards people start rushing to settle down
what's the point? your 40's are for buying curtains.

that gives you FIFTEEN YEARS before you need to even think about it! there are so many lovely things about being single that you miss when you are in a couple. you can't control it so make the most of it by having great nights out and a decent night's sleep and holidays with your friends and dates/sex with exciting, unsuitable men.

eventually one of them will turn out to be exciting and suitable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

This^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)

*rushes out and buys curtains*

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

CHINTZ ONES

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Nah! I have taste.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I'm with berk on this one
it's not the engagements themselves that are depressing, it's looking around and seeing everyone happy and paired up.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

You wouldn't want to go out with a man at Oxford, anyway
with their scarves and bicycles. OK, that's Cambridge, but Oxford men are still bent.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

What's wrong with you pair of emos!
Seeing people happy and paired up should not depress YOU.
You'll stay unhappy forever and a day if you view other people's happiness as an idictment. No matter what happens, if that's your outlook, you're screwed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

totally this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

It's alright Roota :)
I'm very fond of people being happy, and it makes me a bit happy when they are! However it is still depressing, think of it along the lines of looking in a magazine at someone wearing the Vivienne Westwood coat you want and idly thinking 'I'd like that.' It makes you think a bit, what is wrong with me.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

THIS
I'm happy that my friends are happy, but what's so broken and wrong about me that I can't achieve the same that they have? (sounds overly my chemical romance but you get the idea)
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

see below
and additionally, I've been through the same thing, admittedly a bit younger, but I went through my entire teens with basically no one ever expressing a single bit of interest. It was shit, but it didn't last forever.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I didn't start getting genuine interest
until I was about 24. Trufax. Shoudl you ever see my first passport picture, taken at the age of 17, you may understand why.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

same here
also hadn't met the right sort of people. I didn't meet one girl who liked the same music as me until I was about 19 I think.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

It's all a product of circumstance and attitude
Having the right attitude will lead to more circumstances and opportunities. Then you just need to seize those.
I realise I'm giving advice I don't follow, but I'm not fussed about it all right now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)

think how stupid and shit most people are in general
not from a dating point of view necessarily.

It's fine to be selective about going for someone because if things work out then you are likely to be spending an awful lot of time with someone and you want them to be the right person.

yeah, for some people it works fine just meeting and hitting it off, but I was friends with my mrs for 4 years before we got together.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Discussed this with a friend
I could just be too picky, but there are some things I just can't compromise on.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that at all
it's your life, you don't want to spend it with someone who doesn't come up to scratch, or spend your time trying to change them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Changing people is hopeless
I've never got why people try and do it.

You're right (and we came to the same conclusion) but that does mean I've pretty much put myself in the 'alone forever' box
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Me too
But I'm cool with it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

same here, fortunately my mrs agrees!
with that conclusion in mind, you need to weigh up which you'd mind more, being single (not necessarily alone, friends are good for some stuff) or compromising on what you are looking for.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I don't think I can compromise
on the three key basics. Everything else is open to discussion (I'm not bothered about their interests or whether we share stuff in common etc)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

what were the basics again?
plenty of: anal, mainlining hard drugs, shellsuits?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I'm not Northern!
They need to be as clever or cleverer than me. (I'm not saying I'm hugely clever, but that's the baseline) they need to have a sense of humour, preferably one as bad as mine, and they need to be at least vaguely attractive to me (not necessarily to other people, but to me) because I don't think you can have a relationship with someone you're not sexually attracted to.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

perfectly reasonable
and I'm sorry I'm unavailable
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)

good
because you're only 2 out of 3 beardy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

damn, knew I wasn't funny

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I'm not, I couldn't take that kind of compitition.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I reckon it's the intelligence one that's tripping you up.
Men are pretty base creatures. At university age they're also still pretty immature. Takes time for us to grow an appreciation for intelligence. Give it a couple of years and you'll be fighting them off with a shitty stick.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I agree with this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I agree
And not only because she's a clever girl.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Amberl would totally eat Muldoon for breakfast.

( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

*finger pistols and winks*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

pistols bangs i a
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

If only I had the chance
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE!!!!1
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

very soon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Eh, maybe, who knows?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

hmm, my threat seems to have passed you by

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

No it didn't
I just didn't find it that threatening.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I'm pretty sure as well
that I was reading some article about men aiming downwards intelligence wise, which means I'm limited some more, and especially more because no-one wants a patronising arsehole.*

*musky or otherwise
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Hey, I never talk to a woman's breasts!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Stupidity is massively unattractive. It just takes guys a few years to realise it.

( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I once went on a first date with a girl who said
"I don't understand why anyone reads books, if it's any good they'll make a film."

There wasn't a second date.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

good grief

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Rorschach: Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I put myself in that box once.
You really have no idea what freak will turn up and appear agreeable to you in the future ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Nor should you
Pickiness is a good thing. Sure it might make you single for a while, but I'd rather that than 'making do'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

^this
if there is one time you shouldn't "make do" it is with whom you are in a relationship.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Oh, I very definitely agree with this
I do sometimes wonder if I'm too picky to ever be happy though.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

that's how you are though
and there's no changing that. Better to be picky than to end up stuck with something shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I think you're all being a bit hard.
Not all of you, but most of you above _are_ paired off, and let's be honest here, if you wern't happy being pared off (eg, it wasn't a good thing), you wouldn't be doing it.

When does anyone get married for the right reasons and is unhappy about it?

Marridge isn't for everyone, even relationships aren't for everyone, but if you want to be single, then no one can stop you, you just simply are. It's a default. But for those who do want a family life, or someone to share their life with, or anything like that... then it could be depressing in the long term not to be in that possition.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

SIX LONG YEARS WITH ONLY MY CAT, GONZ
I shouldn't be lumped in with paired-off people who have no idea about being single. Yeah sometimes you'd like someone to snuggle up with, but mostly it's boss, and it makes you choosy. It doesn't make you choosy about dates in general, hell I'm anyone's after a few G&Ts, but it makes you know what you want when you properly get with someone.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

You're saying six years like it's a long time for a bad thing.
What I mean is, if being single is what you want, then no one can stop you. If being in a relationship is what you want, then it requires others.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Aye it does require others
But allowing the sight of happy paired-off people to depress you is not a good place to be. Nor will it find you someone ace any sooner.
I'm not putting you in that bracket. I'm not criticising anyone who's actively looking, I'm just saying certain approches to it will eat you up and make you not pleasant to go out with.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Yup, deffo, nobody wants to be with someone who's negative all the time, but I don't think bert/amber is at that place yet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I hope you mean berk haha
and hopefully you're right. I don't think I give off desperate vibes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Hah, yah'.
Nah', neither of you gave me that impression at all... much to Supermatt's disapointment ,)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Oh no, I never said desperate.
And I didn't mean desperate either.
I mean that little disappointment you get when someone else pairs off. Leave em to it. Your time will come or not. In the meantime, be happy as Larry. No matter who you end up with, YOU have to be happy as you. You're not 'failing' by being single. They're not 'succeeding'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I am paired off and happily so
but my point is that it is my choice to get a mortgage and get married and all that business. That's the important thing. Do what you want to and damn what anyone else thinks you out to be doing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

No, it wasn't you're choice, it was your _and_ your misse's choice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

believe it or not
some decisions in a relationship are 50/50. If one of us didn't want to do it then we wouldn't have done.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

That is exactly what I'm saying.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

having read your response to Roota
I now understand what you were getting at.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

That it takes two people to become a couple, but it only takes yourself to become single.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Is that a proverb, did you make it up?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Just made it up, good, innit =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

it is
unfortunately it has made me get the lyrics "it only takes a minute girl, to fall in love, to. fall. in. looove" stuck in my head
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

that is true
the point I was trying to make earlier is that no one should feel pressured to find a partner because of expectations from others. If someone does want to be with someone then it can be depressing not being able to find anyone, but there's no time limit, and no reason not enjoy yourself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Vip's final word.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Oh'aye', but I doubt the only reason they wanna be in a relationship is due to outside pressure.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

true
but it is one factor that berk mentioned
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

some of them are genuinely happy, great for them, it'll be you one day anyway
some of them are not so happy and are dying a tiny bit inside day by repetitive day. nobody knows what is going on inside a relationship, sometimes not even the couple themselves! i have quite a few married friends who are jealous of my social/love life and feel that they would have liked a few more years of being single.

all it means is, you can be blissfully happy both ways.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)

this as well^
Listen to your b3ta aunts, girls.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

SOMETIMES
i am serious and sensible.

SOMETIMES i even get it right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Aye, you just did.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

How long have they been together?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Three, four months maybe?
I only met him for the first time this weekend.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Well, the sooner they get married.
The sooner the divorce process can/will start.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Aw, that's overly cynical
I wouldn't ever wish that on them, I hope - and I'm sure they will - be really happy together.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Will you be one of the bridesmaids?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I think so. Well, I hope so.
she asked me in a hypothetical way a while ago and I said yes, but she hasn't asked me officially.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Thank you so much for the gluten-free pancake recipe
It went down a fucking storm
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Aha
yes, I meant to gaz this morning. I'm glad it went well!
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I got a lot of boyfriend points for thinking to make it early and refrigerate it
I then foolishly gave you all the credit. Thank you again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Yes, spent Sat night with Lusty's mates, they're fucking great.
Tonight we're out with her family who are also great - but they're a bit 'the wrong way round' - the last two times we've been out together, I've got utterly lashed with her parents whilst her brothers have barely touched a drop. Weird shit yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

that's because you relate better to her parents

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

it's funny because you're really old

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I don't see why I'm not invited to family events, I guess if you guys don't consider me 'close family' like I do you, then that would explain it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I'm going to have a Yop to make myself feel better.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I swear to god you're going to get dairy poisoning from those things
given the amount of them you seem to get through.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

In reality I only have about two a week at most =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)

But you don't live in reality

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

It's gonzy world, party time, excelent dodoododododod

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

You. Though it's not that recent now :(
Alt: I'm not hungry right now. Will possibly have an ice pop. Went out without a coat today. Officially spring.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Covent Garden soup for lunch
What with them being crap the week before and me being crap last weekend I haven't seen much of my mates recently. Going to have a poker night this weekend, though, that should be fun.

Especially since I play the most online poker of any of them and I never win our real life games.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I love poker
I need another poker night, particularly as I won £60 last time, through being significantly better at poker than all my mates
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I'm good at the technical side but I have a terrible poker face
and am completely autistic at reading others. Hence the losing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

my poker face isn't bad
I'm really quite aggressive when I play though, which works very well against people who don't play much. not that I play much at all. one night in about 2 years, but I've watched a lot of poker on tv.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Saw a mate of mine from Warwick Uni at the Ballroom competition last weekend
We both got knocked out of the Latin in the first round, so we buggered off down the arcades to complain about it whilst playing Time Crisis 4. Best part of the day by miles.

Alt: leftover chilli from last night. I "accidentally" made way more than could feasibly fit into a few pancakes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

my diary is ridiculous at the moment
i don't have a free weekend or even a free monday for the next few months. but i am also having to cancel lots of it because work is so busy. doom.

i will be having a club biscuit for lunch as i have a german lesson and that's all we have in the meeting rooms. the big decision is: orange or mint?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Fruit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Orange
No question.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

don't listen to the others
mint is the only way.

orange chocolate is gash, except for chocolate oranges
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

You shut up, there.
Heathen.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

FUCK YOU!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

There is only one answer, here.
HOLY WAR
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

you're on

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

*bombs embassy*

( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)

*bombs Marlboro*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

*thinks of Madam Marlboro*
*goes to happy place*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

*bombs Lambert and Butler*

( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

*joins in*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

We just need to find the political equivalent of L&B
and we've solved the crisis in the Middle East.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

MINT
I have an unexpected free weekend. I never normally get two in a row so I'm pretty pleased.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

you should come and visit your BFF!
actually I already have 4 people coming round for dinner on saturday, sorry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Go boil yer 'ead then!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

:-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

If only you had a new crockery set, eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I don't have a functioning dining room at the moment
so don't have the room for more to sit either.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I'll stand outside eating a pasty and glaring at you all

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I would find that quite amusing
I reckon my mates would too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

and imagine their mirth if was to speak!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)

mirth terror
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Mint. Fo' sho'.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

it is quite clear from your mixed bag of responses
that the only honest and fair solution is to eat one of each.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

ok, but eat the orange one first
and let the mint be the one that lingers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Like breath freshener innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)

See also: menthol ciggies

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Last night I saw my mate's gorgeous new flat.
She's about ten years younger than me and it was nice to see her all grown up and enjoying the place. She's a cracking hostess these days too, bless her. I think I'll have gout soon...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)

No recently no, maybe some cool people will turn up for my birthday
*checks calendar* then again....

oh my god I so want my friend The Guv'nor to come up he's so much fun and I tend to be more fun when I'm around him as he is sooooo laid back it's unbelievable and it just rubs off on you. And he is incredibly fit and I like looking at him, occassionally saying "you're so pretty"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Haha make him come to your birthday
then claim birthday priviliges.

Also I'm totally coming, isn't that good enough?!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

obviously you coming is more than good, it's LEGEND... wait for it........ and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next part is DAIRY

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

This made me laugh out loud
I'll even leave my whinge at home just for you.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

haha
Leaves more room to pack in the AWESOME
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

*bursts with the awesome*
more space for present as well obviously.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)

oooh how exciting :D

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Greek style cous cous with tuna and a bag of salted french fries.
Saw team awesome, Dg and tourettes last weekend.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

and not me
*sadfaces*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Daft bugger!

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I'm having 4 meat chilli and a jacket potato
What I would like is 4 meat chilli and a jacket potato, with cheese on.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Its all about the soup today
Covent Garden Goa Carnival with coconut, spinach and cauliflower. Very nice indeed and served with remains of a french stick

I'm meeting up with some mates on 17th to drink Guiness which will be good and also heading to my 20 year school reunion on the 9th April which will be weird
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

wow you're old

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

wow you're old

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

wow you're emo

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)